*Shortlisted for Wattys 2018* It all began so innocently, two friends who wanted a real adventure in a world apart from the harsh and mean existence they knew. But every story has... No. That's a fantasy. Every story needs a villain. This is the story of how the greatest villain in modern literature came to be. Of how the most notorious pirate of all time started out as a boy, and then... put away childish things. Pledge: This work of fiction portrays a real culture of people, the Blackfoot or Siksiká. Anglicizing a culture's or character's name, as in the case of the Blackfoot and Tiger Lily, is culturally insensitive, and so in an effort to repair this relationship I pledge 50% of all future earnings of this story to the Siksiká Nation Band No. 430 of Treaty 7, Alberta, Canada.

Manok ni San Pedro: The Best Lechon Manok in the Haus!

Witness the boring and uninteresting world of Bob Bobbington where he goes in an unexpected journey where he will encounter people he do not want, do jobs he doesn't leik, kill the beasts called DEPPRESSION, ANXIETY, STRESS, FUGLINEss. Follow him in his quest to freedom and find the man who can answer his questions in liiife. is this real? is he real? am i real? are you real? Why do we exist. Help him to find the memes he needs, the wars he needs to end, and lastly find the legendary nyancat while overcoming his hangoverness. *WARNING* may contain inappropriate images

Crappy one shots that do not make sense.

Based on a true story.

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She was raped. She was destroyed. She's always been alone despite the crowd of people surrounding her. A mentally unstable girl who is so close to cutting her wrist and ending her pain. Until he came. Her sister's boyfriend. CAUTION: READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. THIS STORY IS NOT FOR EVERYONE. BE OPEN-MINDED. THIS STORY MAY TRIGGER YOUR DEPRESSION. READ THE WARNING AGAIN BEFORE READING. Thank you.

Hingal na hingal na tinignan ng lalaki ang umiiyak at gulat na dalaga. Nagkatagpo ang kanilang mga mata; ang unang beses na nagkita sila. Ang matapang na mga mata ng tigapagligtas at ang maaamong mata ng dalaga na lumalangoy sa luha at takot. Sa ilalim ng bilog na buwan habang umiihip ang malamig na gabi at puno ng hinagpis ang kapaligiran, nagmarka ang alaala ng dalawa sa isa't isa. Hanggang saan ba ang magagawa mo para sa isang hindi kakilala?

We must kill them all.

Midnight-drives will never be the same for her.