Kylo is just as broken as the plastic box he escaped from. This is at least what you realized after your beloved Knight of Ren action figure came to life.

Fanfiction based on the "Dread War" storyline of SW: The Old Republic, staring my Jedi Sage, Socrites, and my Sith Assassin, Kashera (a.k.a. Darth Imperius)

Barack Obama has everything, elected another term, a winning complexion, his two best friends Bush, and Clinton, and a beautiful wife Michelle. But will his ex-component Mitt Romney hold a nasty grudge forever against him, ruining his everything or he just misunderstood?

***I do not have any recollection of why I started writing this. Maybe it was a joke but I'm only continuing this because I guess you guys like it(?). I have no idea on how politics work because quite frankly I do not really pay attention to it since I'm only 15... but oh well.There is no possible way to not laugh while writing this, I'm sure*** Despite all the negativity he receives as president, Barack Obama still manages to do his job the best he possibly can. He knew he was different, not because he is the first African American president in United States history, but because he developed feelings for a specific candidate for the 2012 presidential election. Of course, he tried to push out those thoughts, but soon Mitt Romney began to be the only thing he could think about. When Barack's wife gets kidnapped, everything changes. He wonders off to a journey to find his love and his children's mother. Along the way, he coincidentally runs into none other than Mitt, who aids in the search for his wife. Will Mitt win Barack's heart? Or will Barack find Michelle and continue life as normal?

"why are you so obsessed with an old crusty man" "why not"