They were shinobi: machines trained from childhood to kill or be killed. They were experienced soldiers; tools even. And that's why you can't blame them for being idiots in everything else. (A collection of short related chapters) "I KNEW it! I knew you had the hots for her!" "I've seen cooked fish before. That's charcoal. I'm sorry that you're culinarily disabled." "And you're surprised that your son gets a heart attack when you leave your arm in the living room." "I don't care! We're watching the entire fourth season of Kunoichi Diaries and you're going to learn whether you like it or not!" :: Cover By: Cosmo_Cat924

Sakura Uchiha, wife of Sasue Uchiha and mother to Sarada Uchiha finds something interesting in her purse after working at the hospital, when she opens it up..she's trasported into the past...and she's not quite sure what to do.

In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of one Sakura Haruno at the start of Naruto. What could possibly go wrong? -COMPLETE- (REWRITE - original complete on FanFiction). Now being put into audio by JazzOfTheSpazz on YouTube for those who want to listen!

Sakura Uzumaki is in for a surprise when she suddenly finds herself on the forest ground. She was still 17 years old, her long hair cascaded down her back. She was still wearing her leaf ninja headband, and she also finds herself in a place she's never seen. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Naruto Shippiden, they're owner is Masashi Kishimoto.

How did mama and papa meet? What's the Uchiha massacre? ..Who's Itachi? When curiosity gets to the best of the Uchiha heiress, she's presented with an opportunity to travel back in time to meet her parent's younger selves- only to discover that Sasuke and Sakura had been keeping a lot from her. What will Sarada do with new knowledge of her family's secrets? -- Naruto © Masashi Kishimoto

Sakura, who is often sent on solo diplomatic missions on behalf of the Hokage, makes an unlikely ally on her travels. itasaku (note since y'all keep complaining: I also ship SasuHina so SasuHina is in this story. It's in the tags. I don't care if you ship them or not, this is literally a crack ship fic. Quit being an asshole.)

I am Sakura Haruno, a regular 16 year old high school girl. But I am different than the others. I was a best selling songwriter/singer. I went into hiding because I wanted to finish my studies. The result of my plan ended up making me move a bunch of times. Then my best friend's cousin, Neji Hyuuga, came in town with his band, the Konoha Boys, to preform a concert. I had to go because Hinata begged me to. And get this, at the end of the concert, Neji dragged me on stage and wanted me to sing a song. Well................. there goes my identity.

Madara/kaguya's won the 4th ninja war. Naruto sacrifices himself and sends sakura back to past. ---------------------------------------------------------- #1 in inosai (3rd July 2020) #1 in bijuu (2nd Feb 2020) #2 in teamseven (11th July 2020) #1 in madara (21st September 2020) #2 in sasusaku (22nd Dec 2020) #2 in sakura (9th Jan 2021) #4 in strong-female-character (9/1/21) #3 in kurama (1st April 2022)