Sarcastic comebacks

What happens when your and your team are one of the strongest army force in the future of 3014, and on one mission, your suddenly transported back in time with your team, to the Titan Era! Will you and your team quickly adapt to the limited resources, and not to mention adapt on trying to kill titans! Or, will a certain raven haired corporal take your fancy instead?

I have always been somewhat of an outcast, I have one friend, a small paying job as a waitress, and I live by myself in a small flat a few blocks away from my place of work. My life was simply average, nothing more, nothing less until I met a very handsome butler dressed in black. He claims we have met before, he says that we were actually closer then expected....I do not believe him. But how can I know if I am correct when I can't remember most of my past before now? Will it crush me or make me stronger?

Your a new student at the DWMA with your weapon Paige. You and her meet new friends and you fall hard for someone. Your life is absolutely perfect....to bad you have a secret.

Anime jokes and pics!!! Read all u want!!! Oh and also some non-anime stuff... Includes funny videos and pics! Enjoy!! XD

You are a ghoul, a monster, shunned by society. He's a demon, an evil being from hell. Two monsters. One love story. What will happen? Only time will tell.

Grell reads a song you wrote, and it just so happens it's about him.