When Killalittle Swan moves to the gloomy town of Dishes and meets the mysterious, alluring Shedworth Selling, her life takes a thrilling and terrifying turn. What Killa doesn't realize is the closer she gets to him, the more she is putting herself and those around her at risk. And, because this is teen fiction, there is no turning back. *Note: All opinions and statements said in this book are the character's views only; the author has nothing against anything or anybody and doesn't intend to come across as offensive or insulting. The author does not take full credit for this parody, because the original Twilight Saga was written by Stephenie Meyer and the parody was edited with the help of friends and family. The author has no ill intentions and nothing against Meyer. The author did copy the description of the inside cover and just changed the names, so they do apologize. This wasn't meant to copy the series. Thank you for reading and understanding. Enjoy and laugh along!*

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!