Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Zoe is a teenage girl convicted of a murder she didn't commit, but that doesn't matter in the Arena of Justice. You either win your fights, or you die. ***** Seventeen-year-old Zoe never expected to find herself on the wrong side of the law, but when she's convicted of a murder she didn't commit, she's sentenced to the Arena of Justice - the home of gladiator matches where murderers fight murderers, and every fight ends with a death. Zoe's plan for surviving is simple: ignore the other inmates and fly under the radar until it's time to fight, but that's easier said than done. As hard as she tries to hate those she must kill, Zoe soon befriends the other inmates and falls in love - a deadly proposition when a moment's hesitation can prove fatal. It's up to Zoe to save her life, no matter how hard the system is trying to kill her. [[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]]

"1994 is the shittiest year of my fucking life." [SEASON ONE OF THE 90s TEENS SERIES]

Veronica Sawyer was officially tired of hanging out with the most popular girls in school and just wanted someone around who genuinely cared about the words coming out of her mouth. okay hi this is like my first official "fanfic" i guess. ive made some before but the were absolutely crap so. anyway this isnt really based off the movie or musical just something random in a realm where i like to imagine that jd is sane. psa i do not support any type of abusive relationships i understand that the couple in the movie and musical is extremely toxic no aspects of abuse are portrayed in this couple in my story and i will never condone or support it thank you i dont even ship jdronica what am i doing

Lately, the small town of Hawkins was receiving a name for itself for all things suspicious. Julia, a student at Hawkins high, a face in the crowd, class loner and mystery, starts to hang out with the class outsider and together they find out that not everything is what it seems in good ol' Hawkins. *I DO NOT OWN STRANGER THINGS NOR THE CHARACTERS IN THE SHOW STRANGER THINGS* SOUNDTRACK: Jefferson Airplane: Somebody To Love Jefferson Airplane: White Rabbit Michael Jackson: Human Nature The Police: Every Breath You Take The Beatles: Ticket To Ride David Bowie: Starman The Bee Gees: I Started A Joke Elton John: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

❝A psychopath doesn't just become one for the publicity. They have two objectives, a line drawn from either perfection or destruction❞. Psychology [season one] Copyright © 2015, BeautyAndMarie_

The slurpee fucker's back; it's time to slurp shit and die.

What if Veronica Sawyer didn't exist? What if another girl was in her place? Elizabeth "Effy" Morgenstern was part of the popular crowd until a misfit boy, Jason "JD" Dean came into her life and turned her world upside down.