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Sh*t! I'm Sorry! by camerybear
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Highest Rank: #1 in Romance, #2 in Humor What happens when you're walking down the street, with one of the best coffees in hand, turn around for one second... Then the next thing you know, the world is spinning and you've landed in the arms of one of the most gorgeous organisms of the male species. With the best coffee, you've ever had, spilt on his grey v-neck? Or maybe when you're drunk off your head, can't walk in a straight line with a heel that is broken and your makeup smudged with a bottle of beer in your hand... Then the next thing you know the world is spinning and that same gorgeous organism has you in his arms with the strong smell of your beer on his leather jacket? When it comes to Ryan Einstein, Alexis Harrington needs a little help. Especially when her only instinct is to say..."Shit! I'm sorry!" © All Rights Reserved 2018 Camerybear
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Accidentally on Purpose by numbereddays
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Hannah Taylors finally gives in to her desperation and does one of the stupidest things a girl can do to grab her unapproachable long-time crush Jonah Gibbs' attention: spill soda on his white shirt and leave a motherfrigging red blotch on it. Accidentally... on purpose.
The Quirky Tale of April Hale (Quirky Series #1) by demonicblackcat
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Self-proclaimed weirdo April Hale and the notorious troublemaker Ryder Black have been living side by side for more than ten years. Both never attempted to communicate with each other, but on the night Ryder Black is thrown out by his own father, he asks her a question that might change both of their lives: "March, will you let me stay in your room?" He even got her name wrong. - A coming of age story about loss, the wonders of falling in love, and ultimately, pretending to be normal. Get inside April's distorted and yet humorous perspective, and watch as her tale unfolds into a shocking finish. COVER BY @RIVIIX
I Am Reese by sprittals98
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Reese has always dreamed of being a YouTube star, but all she's done is make rant videos that she never posts. So when her younger sister finds them and puts them online as a prank, Reese thinks her life is over. But surprisingly, people think they're hilarious. On a confidence high, she decides to make these video diaries every week (with the help of a hot neighbor). Soon "I Am Reese" is the biggest thing in the country. But when so many people love you, there's gonna be a few that do just the opposite.
Take Me As I Am (Completed) by myheartsmistake
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I don't like One Direction. So can someone please tell me why I'm stuck on a game show with the five boys who have stolen millions of girls' hearts?
Project Fat Suit by not_present
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Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?
Sleepwalker by humored
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When the quiet girl in Clayton Hugh's chemistry class comes knocking on his door at five in the morning barely covered up in her little pajamas, inattentive, and drooling like crazy, he has no choice but to take her inside. But once Lucy Walker wakes up inside a room she has never seen before wearing an over-sized t-shirt and gym shorts, you can imagine the pure panic setting in her. The subtle addition of Clayton entering the room shirtless doesn't help much either. After three years of fawning over him, leave it up to her sleepwalking to finally get Clayton Hugh to notice her.
iPhones, Twitter, and One Direction by ilovechocolateeeeee
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Kate and Vere go to the mall in Omaha just to have some fun. What happens when they find One Direction's phones there? Kate and Vere send them on a wild goose chase so they can get it back, but when they finally catch them, will they be so happy?
Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover (REWRITING) by NevermoreNeverHere
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Kudos to you if you decided to look at this summary. The cover's boring, isn't it? Like, really, really boring. I wouldn't blame anyone if they skipped it. But if you didn't, that's great. I DARE YOU to read this book. "Don't judge a book by its cover." Everyone tells us that, but it can't be helped. We'll always judge a book by its cover. I do it. Every single day. All the genres on Wattpad are surrounded with preconceived notions. Romance is flirty. Fantasy is unrealistic. Nonfiction is boring. ChickLit is hardcore feminism. Classic is boring. Vampire is hot. Werewolf is possesive Alphas. Horror is blood and guts. Spiritual is hippie and preach. Sci-Fi is smart and geeky. Etc. Etc. Etc. But what if they aren't all like that? __________________________________ ©2015, NevermoreNeverHere Absolutely random. Read at your own risk. WARNING: After reading over this several months after I published, I realized that both the writing and the content of this story are horrible. No kidding. So eventually I'm probably going to re-write it to make it much better and much less offensive, so read with caution, and I'm so sorry if any of this bothers you. Spin-off is now published! You can find it here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/75943615-don%27t-judge-a-person-by-a-face (Cover made by me. I know-awesome graphics, I should totally open my own graphic shop!)