Warning: IF YOU READ THIS FAN FIC YOU CAN NO LONGER SAY YOU HAVE NEVER DONE DRUGS BECAUSE THIS IS CRACK These will be a mix of both actual and crack one shots. I will be taking request and suggestions from anyone who wants it! Anyway if you do wanna request something there are rules on the first part. It's only cause I don't want to write anything that'll make me uncomfortable. Lol Thx for reading!!

hello watch me back flip into a cliff

Brother. Father. What does it matter? Either way, this child was his responsibility, and he'd do anything to protect her...well, after he gets used to the poop and tears, of course.

Everyone has an expiration date. But what happens if you poke a hole in the package. What happens if you open it. How long will it last. When will it go bad. Can you make it expire faster. The more you poke and play with it, the faster it goes bad. But when you find the package expired, it's too late. Sage Lantern is a beat up package. She has been torn, poked, pricked, etc. But now, her expiration date is falling near.

undertaaaaaaale!! bruh, sans is my spirit animal

The Sakamaki Brothers have told me to make some oneshots/lemons for them, and yourself. For they want you till their hearts desire, enjoy! For they will enjoy you, hehe By the way, @thanatos_nightshade is my co-author of this story, and they help me with everything for this. Shuu, Reiji, Ayato, Laito, Kanato, and Subaru Sakamaki Yui Komori Ruki, Yuma, Kou, and Azusa Mukamki as well Started: December 17, 2016 IT'S STILL ONGOING!!!

Because Tumblr can't have all the fun. DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE SMUT CUZ THAT'S LITERALLY ALL THIS IS no story (usually) just smut/lemon

Changed Cover: 8/06/17 Hey! 😀 I thought about these following lemons....and that's because I really love to ship the sakamakis and mukamis! ~♤~ #1 - Yuma #1 - Azusa #1 - Ruki ~♤~

Diabolik lovers one shots Lemon involved and a lot of Yaoi

He nervously rubbed his hands. This time was perfect. He started walking towards her group of friends. Once he reached them, he bravely started. "Um, hi Y/N, could I er..." "Oy! Watch out!" He dodged the ball that almost hit his face. He continued but was cut short by the basketball players who got their ball. "Hey ladies." The team captain greeted them as did the rest of the team. Both groups conversed with each other, letting him escape the awkwardness. "I can't tell her." He sighed as he slumped on a nearby wall, but was far away from her, her friends, and those ugly asses. "I can never tell her." ----- (AN: Hi! KT here! This is a short AU Subaru x Reader. If you'd like realistic things, then this isn't the right book for you because this is a fanfic. The anime doesn't belong to me :) Cover made by: @skyestorms <<< makes vvv cool covers i swear )