"because as you know all too well, my dear phil, i sometimes want you to just drop dead." "ah, but you see, the feeling is mutual, howell." |serialkiller!phil x depressed!dan| |lowercase intended|

Once famous Youtuber, Jacksepticeye, gets harassment on a daily basis. He finds it hard to cope with all the hate comments. His friend, Markiplier, tries to help him through this tough time. Will Jack get past it and move on or will he try to end it all? (Trigger warning obviously)

"You're dangerous, absolutely dangerous." The older man's lips formed into a devilish smirk, licking his lips seductively. "Indeed." (very slow updates)

“Can I please have my crown back”, I asked quietly, a little too quiet for my liking. The boy bit his lip, looking up as if he was thinking, but then he turned to me, leaning down to my ear and letting his lips skim over it. “Well, maybe”, he chuckled, and turned around, but not before muttering, “The name is Phil, by the way”. --- Or where Phil has a thing for Pastel!Dan, but Dan doesn't realize it in till he is at his most vulnerable.

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

This basically has the Emo Squad. Which I so much want to be a part of. Basically, I got bored at 10:30 at night and was like: IM GONNA WRITE A JOSHLER/ EMO SQUAD KIK FANFICTION THATS GONNA GET NO VEIWS!!! so here and remember, Stay Alive |-/

unknown number: hey mom are you coming to the show tonight? me: lol i don't have kids -- RANKED #1 IN "JOSH DUN" -- Currently not accepting translations! This isn't joshler sillies COPYING THIS STORY IS WRONG AND SHOULDN'T OCCUR!!

tylerrjoseph is typing... A/n: i absolutely hate this story.

Soulmate au where you write something on yourself with a pen/sharpie/or other things then it shows up on their soulmates bodies.