((GOING THROUGH A REWRITE - BE PREPARED FOR CONFUSING TIME SKIPS AND POV CHANGES)) The war is over and our heroes return to Hogwarts to complete their final year. But when Professor Trelawney makes a startling prophecy the friends have new problems on their hands and they can't solve them alone. With new romances blossoming and their NEWT exams just around the corner, can they prevent the Dark Lord from returning once more? **Cover by GladYouCame**

This is a story about The Fat Girl and The Skinny Girl.

In an attempt to escape her parents, Andrea Keegan pretends to be shipped off to a boarding school in England - when in fact, she's attending Cosmo High School, a private all-boys boarding school in Chicago. Pretending to be a boy and fooling everyone is hard enough, but when her annoying female hormones start to meddle in whenever the mention of her gorgeous roommate Logan is brought up, things are going to get a little harder than she thought.