Harry is a trapped boy inside of his own trapped world. Louis just wants to get him out. or; The one where Harry is stuck on his family's farm living under God's rule and he just wants to get out. Louis is a journalist who gets assigned to live with Harry's family for two months and write an article on it.

"i fucking hate you, irwin" "sorry, hemmings? i couldn't hear you there, my dick was in your mouth" in which luke and ashton hates each other with a passion and are forced to be roommates through a whole summer filled with hate that somehow takes a sexual turn (for a better introduction i advise you to read the prologue lol)

"you named your son after a band" "you named your daughter after a fruit" "touché"