A rewriting of my popular fan fiction: I Hate Everything About You. Now with better dialogue, characterization, and (hopefully) less plot holes! Hey, I'm Umber, a member of the infamous Team Rocket. My boss, Giovanni, recently trusted me with the task to find his kidnapped son, who was reported to be in Johto. I've never gotten to go on such a huge mission, I can't fuck this up! With my partner, Dratini, we will be sure to bring him back home, no matter what difficulties I'm faced with!

Since her birth, Princess Pele has been betrothed to the merchant of death, King of the underworld, Hades. She was born to be a sacrificial bride, all because of a reckless bargain her father struck for power and immortality. Betrayed by her family yet resigned to her fate, Pele abandons everything she's ever known to marry the all-powerful, immortal King, thinking her marriage equals her death. But Hades is not what Pele was expecting. The strangely charming King beguiles her and teaches her she was born with more power than she was ever aware of. As Pele searches for a way to free herself from her binding sham of a marriage, she uncovers Hade's secrets in the process, while also finding herself unwillingly drawn to him. The only problem? As she finds herself falling in love with the immortal king, Pele finds she is also competing for his heart with his vengeful former love, Persephone.

I'm a 16 year old girl, by the name of Umber. And yes, I realize that its a boy name! But anyways, I've been assigned a mission, which is a lot harder than it seems. I travel to Johto, in order to track down a certain red-headed boy, who my boss instructed me to find. Seems easy enough, right? Not quite; considering he can't find out I'm from Team Rocket, and I've got an annoying, gold-eyed trainer following me around. And I've got a cuddly, loving Dratini who is anything but helpful. Now I can see why villains have trouble succeeding... [Picture used for cover does not belong to me] [PKMN Watty: Best Romance Story, Winner 2013] [PKMN Watty: Best Character: Umber, Winner 2013

It's 23 years after Kisshu was defeated and left earth but the aliens come back and nothing is stoping them. The mew mews are too old to fight but what happens when their daughters step in for their mothers. What happens Kisshu son Dren takes a liking to Zarah, Zoey's daughter. You know what they say Like Mother Like Daughter, Like Father Like Son.

Have you ever wondered what would happen if the Sailor Senshi had been reborn in America instead of Japan? Bishojo Senshi, Twisted Classic is a story about that.

New enemies start to appear and they're disturbing Minako's volleyball competition! Will the Sailor Warriors be able to stop them?

One life. One fact. Two sisters. The lost princesses are returning, and Serena finds out she has a long lost sister, this turns her whole life upside down. One thing for curtain is that the biggest evil is coming and the Sailor Scouts need all the help they can get. But are the princesses here to cause trobble, or to help fight the biggest evil anyone has ever seen? Do you dare find out? And I do Not And Never Will own Sailor Moon

A Twilight fanfic that follows the life of Renesmee Cullen, a vampire-human hybrid who has a vampire family and a werewolf who imprinted on her.

A Poem I wrote after watching the original Uncut version of Sailor Moon