Are you ready for the best book you have ever read in the entire world???? Well your in the wrong place. I'm kidding. If you want jokes that make you roll on the floor laughing then here is your place. Make sure to comment, vote, obviously read and stay fantastic and awesome!!!! DISCLAIMER - THESE ARENT MINE Make sure to go and read Texts and Comebacks for more jokes!!!!!

[{(Warning: As the name suggests,this book is just for Scorpios,any other sign reading this book will suffer from a high 'Inferiority Complex',shorty after reading it ;D *kidding*)}] A Bible for all the Scorpio Zodiac addicts (just like me) FOR A SCORPIO - BY A SCORPIO

This book is for all the people who are Scorpio's. Can you relate to any of these? P.S. I don't own any of these

** heavy editing in progress** The 12 zodiacs were sent to earth as babies. Now they're all 17 and living in one big mansion. What could possibly go wrong, other than the fact that the zodiacs are all crazy and there's people who want to kidnap them? (Started December 2015) (Completed October 2016) (Editing still in progress)

The Bad Boy and The Tomboy is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Nicknames, a love of soccer, and school rumors are all the bad boy and the tomboy have in common. But if they give each other a chance, will they find something more? ***** Seventeen-year-old Macy Anderson is a tomboy that plays soccer, hangs with the guys, can't stand girls (except her best friend Jasmine) and doesn't know who Sam Cahill is. But when the pair unexpectedly meet, everything goes downhill from there. Because Sam Cahill is the school's bad boy, known for skipping classes and getting into trouble. Not to mention his cocky attitude, British accent, and magnetic charm, which seems to work on all the girls -- except Macy, who has a rule not date in high school. But when Sam starts showing her his moves (on and off the soccer field), Macy begins to see a different guy under the leather-clad exterior. Will that be enough to convince her that he's the one guy worth breaking the rules for? [[Word count: 300,000 - 350,000 words]] [[2015 Watty Winner]] All Rights Reserved- ©nikki20038

These are Creepy Stories. Few errors

Hey Ladies! Ready for more laughter, sarcasm, rants, and overall fun? Haha don't worry I know I'm being cheesy. WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF STUPID GIRLY THINGS THAT ONLY GIRLS WILL UNDERSTAND! Let the girly-ness (not really but okay) begin! Highest Ranking: #1 in Random

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.