Kenny falls for Butter who already loves Kenny, but what will this do to their super Hero lives? Kenny McCormick has never been able to die and has a secret Identity as Mysterion the guardian angel of the city. Leopold "Butters" Stotch, has been beaten, bullied, and blackmailed so he decides to take revenge as Professor Chaos. What happens when Kenny and Butters fall in love but Mysterion and Professor Chaos don't Will they discover each other's identities? Will they stick together no matter what? Or will the tides of fate pull them away from each other?

"You mean Tweek? He's annoying," it was a lie, I could never think of Tweek as annoying, but at the time I just wanted to be accepted as a decent human being. Someone people would want to be around, "The only reason I hang out with him anymore is because of the free coffee. He's a freak, really."

While at a high school party, Stan gets drunk and accidentally confesses his love for Kyle.

Craig Tucker keeps getting little love letters from a secret admirer, and he has been for five years. Finally, Clyde just so happens to pick one up and read it. Now the two, after much convincing, try to find out who's been doing it. After a while, the secret lover offers to meet Craig by Stark's Pond.

Pretty much, Tweek and Craig are 16, in the 10th grade now and they've been in a fake relationship since 4th grade. While laying in bed with Tweek one night, Craig realizes he's fucked. What will he do? I actually don't know. I'm just kinda going with the flow tbh

It could be worse. It could be better. In the end, it matters who wakes up in his bed.

Tweek was Craig's first love, until he moved away. They had forgotten each other, but will they remember when Tweek comes back to town? Update: ranked #5 in Craig on 5/12/18 Update: ranked #660 in fanfiction on 12/29/17 (I do not own South Park or any pictures)

"No ones wants to date a guy who doesn't have his shit together, a guy who can't take care of himself, a guy who spazzes out over every little thing, a guy who can't handle things. No one wants to date a guy-" "Like me? No one wants to date a guy like me?"

Kyle likes Stan. He has been for the last 3 years of his life. But since Stan dates girls and has Wendy for a girlfriend, he knows he will never have a chance. That is, until Stan and Wendy brake up.