"Max, you're going to have to tell them about the book." "God damn it, Sam. Do I have to? I mean, like, I just went through this and I don't really-" "Max, do the description." "In our quaint home town, Emerald Bay, are secrets and actions that must never be uncovered. No, I'm not talking about the Salem trials, even though that would be cool. I'm talking about abuse, death, overweight corgis, supremely muscular jocks that are totally on steroids, phallic cookie baking, and horrible novel writing." "Tell them about the good parts of it." "Hold your damn tits; I was getting to it. There's also a love plot, self discovery, deep symbols, three dimensional characters, and cinnamon buns. Is that it, or is there-" "We hope you enjoy the story and enjoy the three months of work it took to get this off the ground!" "That was my part." "I don't care. Just smile and wave, Max."

"I imagined that this place was magical, where everything operated on thinking, except the fact that we can't escape from escape before the 30 days are over.." "Wait a whole damn minute, if you're Juhi, and you invented this place and whatever you imagined is true, then we're stuck here for 30 fucking days?!" Aarav finally spoke up. . . . YOU'VE NEVER READ SOMETHING LIKE THIS. Mature content , swearing and an original af story ahead. What happens when a long distance couple, madly in love, wake up next to each other? Add a hint of almost nakedness and meeting for the first time on bed, locked in a weird room you can't escape for atleast 30 days . Chaos. Of course! P.S. support this smol writer plis ;-;❤

You've never, ever read a book like this. When a sexually-transmitted plague breaks out in Ashley Young's small town, leaving its victims with a bizarrely amplified libido, everything about her life changes. DEAD IN BED is partly a suspense thriller with a strikingly unique story, partly a page-turning mystery about a disease that makes people hopelessly crave sexual contact, and partly a neo-western adventure in the American heartland. For readers who can handle a smart, controversial female protagonist who's willing to do anything -- no matter how difficult or morally questionable -- in order to survive, the series pulls them in like an unshakeable addiction. . . . Bailey Simms, teen author of DEAD IN BED, is stuck at home with a rare medical condition. Writing is her only escape, so she's determined to keep her salacious series hidden from her strict father. Soon an older boy starts to secretly help her, and Bailey finds new opportunities for freedom she's never had. But as DEAD IN BED grows in popularity, and Bailey's fans start to clamor for the sequel, she learns that being a successful Wattpad author may come with a terrifyingly dangerous price.

"As the clocked ticked forward, while the whole world went on without realizing thousands of people died this minute, we're drowning in oblivion. Time is unforgivable. And one day, these stories will be forgotten too and if that day comes, who still cares?" Where are my manners? I need to introduce myself first. I am Hazel Grace Lancaster and I am 16 years old. On my 13th year, I have been diagnosed with stage IV thyroid cancer, but I'm okay now. I guess. And this is my diary. {I know John Green wrote this book in 2011, but I wrote Hazel's Diary as it happened in 2013. The quote above is written by my lovely friend, @estehless who wrote "Letters From Augustus Waters." Do not read this story if you haven't read TFiOS! This contains spoilers.}

When Hazel's beloved boyfriend (Augustus Waters) dies, she thinks life as she knows it is over. But when she goes to the hospital and discovers that she is pregnant, it is the best thing that ever happened to her...or the worst.

the hogwarts manual of what potterheads would do there besides draco malfoy. ▂▂▂▂▂▂ ✧ all original ✧ book idea by @RingRingCat ✧ achieved #1 on random status : completed

The highly anticipated follow-up to the ⋕1 Wattpad hit DEAD IN BED is here. Bailey's and Ashley's sagas continue in the heart-wrenching finale to Adrian Birch's totally unique meta novel. ----------------------------------------------- Haven't read Book 1 yet? Check it out here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/25536264-dead-in-bed-by-bailey-simms-book-1 You've never, ever read a book like this. When a sexually-transmitted plague breaks out in Ashley Young's small town, leaving its victims with a bizarrely amplified libido, everything about her life changes. DEAD IN BED is partly a suspense thriller with a strikingly unique story, partly a page-turning mystery about a disease that makes people hopelessly crave sexual contact, and partly a neo-western adventure in the American heartland. For readers who can handle a smart, controversial female protagonist who's willing to do anything -- no matter how difficult or morally questionable -- in order to survive, the series pulls them in like an unshakeable addiction. . . . Bailey Simms, teen author of DEAD IN BED, is stuck at home with a rare medical condition. Writing is her only escape, so she's determined to keep her salacious series hidden from her strict father. Soon an older boy starts to secretly help her, and Bailey finds new opportunities for freedom she's never had. But as DEAD IN BED grows in popularity, and Bailey's fans start to clamor for the sequel, she learns that being a successful Wattpad author may come with a terrifyingly dangerous price.

Wattpad Featured Story. For Darcy and Milo the world is always different. Life changes in a blink. Nothing is ever the same. Except for them. They don't know why. They always forget. But now it's time to remember... Again.

I didn't choose the fandom life... The fandom life rose out of tartarus, grabbed me and yanked me down into this pit underground (but it's okay, there was a net) And once I was down there, it managed to shoot my heart with a bow and arrow then pinned me there with the assistance of a full body-bind spell... But I dunno, It's kinda fun down here... (Please note not all of these are mine! This is a collection of things I see out and about and have decided to put together for your entertainment :) Like the jokes and riddles books)