- by: Melanie Martinez

the title says it all

Everyday burns about bands. DISCLAIMER: THESE ARE ALL A JOKE

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If you follow these instructions, you will become invincibly hardcore #truestory

Sooo these are some relatable things hopefully about being a member of the phandom!! This is not a fic or a story. :)

i wrote this when i was a kid please don't hold it against me 😭 readers comments: "oh my! just the first chapter and already a fan!" -@yawnlax "this should be worth an A*" - @mhin-tdreams "THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT" - @itzyabitch "WHY DID I CHOKE" - @blxrryfxced © Copyright 2012 All Rights Reserved.

Recently there have been a number of unexplained deaths in my neighborhood. Everyone is on edge. Many believe it is murder. The main suspect is a girl living alone in the huge, old-fashioned house at the end of the street. Her name is Melanie Martinez. [August 2015 - August 2016]

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!