REQUESTS CLOSED. Third book in one shot series. PG13+

Peter Goodman has never been in love. He disregards other's emotions including his own. He lives his life being a wingman, with no attachments and meaningless sex. It's a tiring life, until one day he decides that maybe instead of sleeping with the "ugly" friend he should befriend her, unaware that he's about to fall in love and with it comes her haunting past. Warning contains gangs and violence.

Draco Malfoy has been one of Britain's most eligible bachelors for years (wild party boy would be the better title), and he has no immediate plans of changing that. Except, as it is in her tendencies to ruin his life, Hermione Granger knocks him off the list by becoming his wife after a hazy one night stand.