Funny and sometimes mean comebacks and insults maybe you could use them i have used them before jjejeje left them speechless.....

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Connor has a secret, and only Tyler knows. Or so he thought at first, before he felt betrayed. Troye knows that secret, and nobody knows. Now he is both curious and afraid.

Remember that time my eighth grade english teacher made us write our own autobiographies? I extended the project.

Troye and Tyler have been dating for two years. Now In college, they are ready to live life to the fullest. One night at a frat party, Troye strays off from Tyler to get some air, and he bumps into a life changer. Connor is an artistic outcast who keeps to himself. And that night, tipsy and open minded, they see each other for the first time. The first of multiple. And Troye no longer knows who's right for him; crazy, intoxicated loud Tyler, or sweet, simple and artsy Connor.

Troye and Connor have a running feud. Growing up together; you'd think the two boys would have an everlasting friendship, unable to break the bond between them... but that's the exact opposite. Troye and Connor absolutely hate each other; and everyone knows that. Everyone except their families. So what happens when Troye's family has to fly back to Australia to take care of a sick family member? Troye has to live with the Franta's for a month or two. Which means whenever he's around Connor's family, he has to act like he's friends with Connor. But soon it isn't an act, soon both boy's start to actually be nice, but why?

Troye Sivan makes a big decision to move to California. That doesn't happen to be his only decision though. He makes mistakes, but then again everybody makes mistakes. These mistakes though happen to involve a very attractive boy by the name Connor. He didn't realize that he was falling apart until he finally broke. Who caught him? Connor? No one? "I needed to see him again. I've grown so close to him, that when he's away, it feels like a part of me is missing. He truly is my other half and I need my other half to be whole again."

What if you fall in love with one of your best friends and don't even accept that you're gay? This is what happens to Connor Franta. He always knew that he was different but when he started to develop feelings for one of his best friends, Troye Sivan, he tried to deny it. He tried to push those feelings away, he didn't want to be gay at least that's what he always said to himself. But what if his feelings become so strong that he can't just ignore them any longer. Will he ever be able to accept those feelings or will he always keep ignoring them? Will he talk about it or just keep bottling everything up that's going on in his life? What if all those feelings just get too much to handle? Will he break or finally accept them?