Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Haru Hirosaki is a eleven year old boy with a weird bond with people you might know as Team Natzu! But one day, in the middle of a tournament, Natzu, Grey, and Haru enter because of a fight. Will Haru stop himself, or will he fight to the FINISH? Read the book to find out!