Sometimes the simplest solutions are the most effective. - An effort to fix the Shinobi world by Uchiha Naomi

(Being Rewritten in a separate book) Hitomi was just another clan kid. She went to the Academy, did her best, and followed the norm. But how will she change when she comes home from a mission to find out her family's been slaughtered? Especially when she now has a bratty kid to take care of?

[ OFFICIALLY DISCONTINUED] Miyako's life has never been easy. A 'scourge', as many dubbed her as, born to two of the most wanted criminals across the five great shinobi nations. A tragedy took away the lives of her parents and from there, she travels alone. One day, she saves the Hokage's grandson. To express his gratitude, the Hokage offers her a home and a citizenship in Konoha. As she displays her prodigious abilities, the Hokage gives her a position in the famed Team 7. Who knows what kind of troubles will come her way now?

What if Naruto wasn't as dumb as he acts? What if he wasn't as unskilled as he displays himself as? How would Naruto react when he was pushed over board?

When fiction becomes reality, Satsuki tries to find his role in what fate laid out for him, and it could only end two ways. (Anime is not mine, characters are not mine except the OC, pictures are not mine-found on google and other resources) *Trigger warnings - depression, PTSD, mentions of suicide, and others that I'll let you know at the beginning of the chapter. **I'll be publishing five chapters at a time on at random.

━ HAVE YOU EVER FALLEN into the deep depths of amnesia? Have you ever been both physically and mentally stuck in a game? Unfortunately, Yomei seemed to have gotten the short end of both sticks. Forced to live in a world where the most recognisable job leads to you getting possibly maimed, killed, delimbed and amputated is not what he expected for his second go at life, albeit not remembering important details of his first. But setting that aside, it didn't really matter right? After all, it is only a game. [𝐎𝐑] ━ IN WHICH AN AMNESIAC not only tries to rekindle his memories in order to understand his meaning in the world, but also fights to survive the new life granted to him with the looming cost of death hanging over his head. (𝘰𝘭𝘥) (𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦𝘥)(embarrassing- seriously, it was written by a young teenager, don't read this cringy shit)(this is a relic) @𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘱𝘢𝘪 2018

A few months after the attack of the nine-tailed fox, in another village far away, was a small but powerful clan. The Kimura clan. A little girl of that clan was being smuggled out of her clan's compound by her older brother. His name was Mamoru Kimura Uzumaki. The little girl was Aiko Kimura Uzumaki. Her mother was of the Uzumaki clan. Her father was of the Kimura clan. Instead of having the traditional Uzumaki features, she got the traditional Kimura features. Green eyes and brown hair along with a calm collected personality. As she gets older, she becomes very shy and develops androphobia, which is the fear of men, because of what happened to her before she meets the people of the leaf village. The Kimura clan have been known for their history, said to be descendants of Mother Nature herself. They have one of the of the of the most powerful earth justus out there. In there history there is a prophecy. There will come a day when a member of the clan will be born with incredible abilities. Like the ability to talk to animals and the ability to create anything that naturally happens in nature. Who do you think it is? Is it Aiko? Is it Mamoru? Read to find out!

Every story has its beginning. This one begins with an end. And it all goes downhill from there. First installment in 'Canon Patchworking with Uchiha Ren' series. Side note: I'm trying to English-ify the Japanese aspect of fanfiction as much as I possibly can, although the honorifics (-kun, -chan, -sama, etc.) will be kept, because I have no idea how to soften names in English. Also, it's a Self-Insert Fix-It fic. Be warned.

Direct sequel to 'Swapped Patterns', second installment in 'Canon Patchworking with Uchiha Ren'. An epos of how Uchiha Ren is a fucking dumbass who attracts all people weird, Inuzuka Hana probably deserves sainthood, and so does Shiranui Gena for that matter, Danzo's blood vessels are probably about to pop and generally, canon is irrelevant. At least to Ren it is. Or a story spanning six years from Renee's waking as Ren up to Team 7's graduation, in which time few, if any, canonically vital things stay the same, because Ren said so and she can make ramen therefore what she says, goes. Self-Insert, Stuck in Fic, Modern Girl in Naruto, heavy AU, etc, etc. (Let's break the canon, shall we?) THE AUTHOR DISALLOWS REPOSTING OF THE STORY ON ANY PLATFORMS BY THIRD PARTIES.

(HIGHEST RATING: #1 in Naruto) "Sairen are known for being incredibly aggressive and protective when the time calls for it. Back when the Third Shinobi War was going on, the Sairen were the clan that everyone tried their damn best to avoid. They were the ones that gave the Bloody mist such a bad reputation, the ones that fueled fear into the hearts of their enemies. The Sairen clan are ruthless and bloodthirsty when fighting.-" Asuma shakes his head and takes out a cigarette, lights it, and takes a drag before continuing. "They are just as, if not more formidable than the Uchiha. Specializing in sound-induced Genjutsu that will immobilize and kill you within moments, they're terrifying. They can kill you in an instant. If you hear even the song of a bird or the sound of a cricket, you can already be royally screwed, for you have no clue if it's nature making the sounds or a Sairen. The key is? You have to find them before they find you. otherwise you don't stand a bloody chance against them. It's like a trap you see. One Sairen will sing, while the other will sneak up behind and kill you before you can react. -" Asuma lets out a humourless laugh as he watched Shizukana and Hikaru dodge a water Jutsu. " Try and cover your ears? You can no longer sense them, or hear them coming. In which they can silently come in and kill you. Unless you're an Uchiha, Hyuuga, or Sensor Ninja, there's almost no way to escape. Sairen are marked as 'flee on sight' In the bingo book for a reason kid, *laughs* that's if you can run away before they catch you.-" ((Completed: April, 27th, 2018.)) _______________________________________________________ I do not own Naruto, and I do not own and Media or pictures that I may put on my book unless stated otherwise.