"Anna dislikes being stuck three-quarters of the way down a chimney. She really does. Not to mention, she's still going round North America, and there's, like, three continents still to get through in about as many hours."

"You'll do anything will you?" Keeley smirks, a mischievous glint lighting up her brown eyes. "I dare you, Jade Elsie Brooke, to break into Trystan Woods house and steal a pair of his boxers without him finding out." Jade Brooke was the dare devil who had never turned down a dare, no matter how bad it was. So when a simple game of truth of dare ends up flipping her life upside down in the form of a dare, she has no one to blame but herself. Trystan Woods was the boy out of reach for most, who stood at the top of the high school food chain. Everyone loves him, and he was the football team captain. Jade had never interacted with him, until the day she was dared to break into his house and steal his underwear. The only flaw in the plan? When he catches her in his room holding his boxers. || Humour #1 || // this story is in major need of editing and sucks quite badly so read at your own risk you have been warned \\

Julie has been single for 19 out of the last 20 Christmases. Just when she's about to have her first boyfriend for Christmas, he breaks up with her. Now, she's known as a Mistletoad with a reputation for being absolutely awful. But when a snowstorm leaves her stranded outside a tree farm on Christmas eve, she meets the one person in all of Montana willing to give her a kiss. That is, if she lets him.

we met when we were 16. at 42, i still miss you.

I wasn't best friends with him. I wasn't in love with him. We weren't related. But a part of me will always miss him, and I wish he could have seen that. I wish he could have seen how much he was truly loved and although life wasn't always easy, he did have people on his side. If only he had given us the chance.

a 30 year love story told in 30 days (design by: @perfected, artwork by: James R. Eads)

in which four misunderstood psychopaths try to prove that they're not actually bad. ⇢ copyright © artis (@analogically ), teds (@self-titled ), angel (@meteorics ), and will (@anecdote- ) all rights reserved.

One bus ride. One brunette. Many lives. A one shot.

When the quiet girl in Clayton Hugh's chemistry class comes knocking on his door at five in the morning barely covered up in her little pajamas, inattentive, and drooling like crazy, he has no choice but to take her inside. But once Lucy Walker wakes up inside a room she has never seen before wearing an over-sized t-shirt and gym shorts, you can imagine the pure panic setting in her. The subtle addition of Clayton entering the room shirtless doesn't help much either. After three years of fawning over him, leave it up to her sleepwalking to finally get Clayton Hugh to notice her.