"But, I don't want to make them pay." "What?" "I don't wanna hurt them, or make them pay for what they've done to me, I just don't." "Hold on a second, you're telling me, that you don't want revenge on the people that have made your life a living hell since junior school?!" "Yes." "Why the fuck not?!" she growled. "Well, because, I believe in Karma." "What?" she paused, a small smile forming on her pretty face. "I believe that karma will deal with them, someday. Maybe not now, but one day, and if I'm lucky, I can watch it happen." "Oh, sweetheart," she purred, "That day, is sooner than you think, and birds what? You're gonna have a front row seat to the show." *** Highest rank: #4th in humor (on: 21.05.17) Winner of the emerald awards! (#1st in humor) Karma wears Stilettos, 2015 © All Rights Reserved.

(Now being rewritten as Milkshakes And Big Breaks) Sometimes, chasing your dreams can take you far away. In this case, Bridgit Thompson is already on her way out of this galaxy. She's ready to do anything in this whole world to be a popular, well known writer. One fateful day, she gets locked in the school library along with four other students. These students, however, share the same dream of wanting to be popular. When the five of them start receiving mysterious messages with clues that can help them reach their goals, everything changes drastically. They just have to follow the rules: as soon as they solve the clues, as soon as they'll be popular. An aspiring writer, a dream actor, an electronics freak, a makeup junkie, and a future singer doing the most stupid and dangerous things so they can be popular. Sounds like a perfect plan...for idiots, of course. Note: I am NOT a professional writer, but I try to correct my mistakes. I do NOT own the cover photo. I edited it, but it wasn't taken by me.

If we do not seize life, it will come and seize us

Olivia's life took a change one day when she was the sole witness to an accident, an accident that claimed the life of a child and changed the future of two very different women. Now she has to decide if she should tell the truth and ruin the life of one woman believed to be right, or allow the lie to prevail, ruining the life of a woman already thought of as wrong.

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

A girl named Algaia have always fascinated the world of Anime. One day, she met the God Of Dreams named Morpheus, and granted her wish to live in different Anime worlds. But the story has a twist, she will only live there for 100 days. She will lose both her life in the real world and in her dream world if she fails to find someone to love before the last day. Algaia is unaware of her power in this world, the power of her charm and beauty. In every world she enters, she will capture the hearts of every guy that she meets. Read the story of Algaia, the girl who traveled in different worlds in a hundred days. A comedy, romance, adventure, fantasy, mystery and slice of drama themed story for Anime lovers :) ©To the owners of the animes in this story. Concepts & idea of this story is all mine alone. Please do not make use of my original characters without permission and/or copy this story. Thank you. THIS IS THE ORIGINAL 100DAYSINTHEANIMEWORLD. PLEASE DON'T STEAL MY IDEA/CONCEPT. RESPECT. Anyone proven to have stolen this story's plot will be reported immediately. I hope you understand.

In this delightful short story, enterprising actress and amateur sleuth Isobel Spice faces down a theater ghost to learn the truth behind an actor's mysterious death during a performance of Gilbert & Sullivan's gothic operetta "Ruddigore."

Phones, light typing...and murder. Think breaking into show business is hard? Try landing a temp job without office skills. That's the challenge facing aspiring actress Isobel Spice when she arrives in New York City, fresh out of college and deficient in PowerPoint. After being rejected by seven temp agencies for her lack of experience, Isobel sweet-talks recruiter James Cooke into letting her cover a last-minute vacancy at a bank. New to his own job, and recently sober, James takes a chance on Isobel, despite his suspicion that she's a trouble-magnet. His misgivings are borne out by lunchtime, when she stumbles across a dead secretary in a bathroom stall. Can Isobel find the killer before he strikes again?