[ SLOW UPDATES!!?1!1 ] [ also crack fic ] This is a hardcore lemon fic of Ronald McDonald x Colonel Sanders. Plz no hate, I'm only 8, but it's my otp so I needed to write about it. Got the idea form mi fren, don juge plz

I'm bored

I wrote this a little after 1:00 at a sleepover, and I was so tired that I felt drunk and a little bit high. This wonderful tale was written by me in a delirious state, so please enjoy!!