Sniggity Snisis Heres An Existential Crisis
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Everyone Died+My iPhone Stopped Working: An Oral History of The Robot Apocalypse by AaronRubicon
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*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more often, don't. Why did the robots rise up? What did they want? Why couldn't they be stopped? Can they be stopped now? Is humanity doomed? And what the f--k is going on with the squirrels? You will get the answers to all of these questions. Or some of these questions. Or none of these questions. We'll see. I will be updating this once a week until I run out of stuff that I find funny. Then I'm done. Cover art courtesy of the hilarious and ridiculously talented Dave Pressler. (http://www.davepresslerart.com)
A Little Insane: Raising The Dead by SeraphinaRivera
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[Book Two] After surviving and ending the torment Riley faced for a year, he goes back to his regular life. As much as he tries to forget Hart, the memory still follows him, this time in the form of Hart's sister, Seraphina. Her unexpected appearance brings the undeniable news that Hart is still alive and more than ever trying to bring his mother back, despite his failure. When Riley searches for Hart, he finds the one thing he has wanted for so long - the truth.
twenty one by reboots
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❝ it takes 21 days to form a new habit. ❞ -dr. maxwell maltz when you practically live in a hospital, you'll inevitably get used to terminal sicknesses, depression, and death. it further underlines the quote, "nothing is permanent." caleb has nothing permanent in his life. and ever since his mom's absence, that's all he ever wanted; something tangible, something real, something constant. well, at least there's his one-legged african-american best friend that would never leave him alone (hopefully). and who would've thought that another constant would appear in the form of a cigarette-toting spaniard? and caleb hopes, just hopes, that he wouldn't be another temporary. (lower-case fully intended)
Folie à Deux (Frerard) by adrenalineparty
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f l a w s  ✓ by opticality
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❝If I'm going to write a book it will be about you − about your flaws − because when I first fell in love with you it was because of your flaws.❞ All rights reserved @ o p t i c a l i t y | 2017
nine days by dreahmr
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❝ Give me nine days ❞ a boy trying to stop a girl from committing suicide by showing her how beautiful life is in nine days. + #697 ; short-story [ 8. 22. 16 ] #232 ; short story [ 8. 24. 16 ] #443 ; short story [ 8. 27. 16 ] #182 ; short story [ 8. 28. 16 ] #80 ; short story [ 7. 12. 17] #2 ; stop suicide [ 7. 23. 18] + © d r e a h m r cover by dreahmr all rights reserved
Disequilibrium by Sepherene
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[A psychological thriller] When you can't even pay for a bottle of water, you might want a friend like Casper. This may be hard considering he's the God-given prophet of Seabrook high; the type of kid who offers existential philosophies on a Monday and spews poetry the next. Friends are a select few for Casper, and Holden doesn't have the right kind of luck for a golden ticket. But he isn't worried. After all, to win the heart of a prophet, all you need is intelligence. And intelligence is all he's got. Cover credit: Photo by Martin Stranka. Design by toska_. Trailer Credit: Clips from Xavier Dolan films. Made by me.
The Color of Darkness COMPLETE NOVEL by AndrewIKnight
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Irrepressible. Extraordinary. Indestructible. Her name is Nova, like the muscle car, or a supernova, and she is a cosmic hurricane in Puck's world. She swears, drinks, lives among the stars, and he can't help but fall hopelessly in love with her. Is it love? Infatuation? Enamoration? He's not sure if he'll ever find out. He is sure, however, that the only thing that can understand one broken heart is another. 10/11/2020 Edit Hello friends and readers! MY publishing contract expired some time ago and after mulling it over I don't see why everyone shouldn't enjoy this novel. I had so much fun connecting with you all over it, it deserves to rest in your hands and in your hearts. So, as of today, I'm reprinting the entirety of the work here on Wattpad. Enjoy!! -AK