Alfred's not really liking his new partner very much. He just wants to work alone. But then he realises that he can't live without him. Will Ivan feel the same way about Alfred? Russia x America Human AU Cop AU Don't like it? Don't read it!

The crackiest of fics. They're so good my friend wants to be buried in them. Yes. Read. Plz. Also, this story has ships. Mostly FrUk. Yea. This story is just for fun. Sorry If I offend anyone in any way, or anything like that. My apologies. It's just meant to be funny. Sorry.