|| Highest Rank - #1 in Humor || Aria Daniels has one of the most vivacious personalities ever. She is a crazy teenage girl that is impossibly hard to drag down. So what happens when she finds a letter telling her that her brother has been kidnapped and won't be returned unless she pays sixty thousand dollars? She doesn't follow the rules of the letter and get the money. Oh no, in fact, she breaks into the kidnappers base with a bobby pin, steals their cupcakes, paints their abs with white paint and somehow ends up in London with a room full of gang members and a bright pink gun. This is one hell of a crazy story. ~~~~~ WARNING: This book is weird as fuck. It's no joke, I am telling you now that all the characters might as well be high on drugs the whole time because some of the shit they do makes no sense but I promise it will make you laugh (if not I'll give you a cookie). [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan

"Why did you become a pirate?" The drink slowly slipped out of Leonardo's hands and onto the wooden deck, spilling it's contents everywhere. He scoffed. "Why do birds sing, why do trees bare fruit, why do lovers make-" "Okay, I get it," Terra pulled her knees to her chest, listening to the creaking of the ship beneath her. "You want the real reason lassie?" Terra nodded vigorously. Leonardo's eyes scrutinized her face, morphing into a hardened stare. A stare Terra had never seen before. "I became a pirate because I thought that a life of adventure would numb the hole in here," he pointed a ringed finger towards his chest. Terra blinked a few times before she caught Leonardo's gaze. "And did it help?" Leonardo leaned backwards, a gurgled sigh escaping his lips. "No. It didn't and never will." After a few moments of silence, Terra drummed her fingers nervously against her knees. "What...what caused the hole?" Captain Leo slumped forwards, pushing the empty rum bottle away from him. "I lost something very dear to me. And you know wha's even worse?" he cocked his head sideways, the moisture in his eyes building. "You look just like her."

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

Before Thor travelled to earth to help the Avengers defeat Loki, he made sure that Loki's only daughter, Freya, was safely hidden away on earth. Making Natasha Romanov promise that she and Clint Barton wouldn't tell anyone about the infant goddess, he went and fought the epic battle against the Chitauri. When he returned to Asgard with Loki, the first thing Loki wanted to know was where his daughter was. He later snuck back to earth to find his daughter known as sixteen year old Ludmila Romanov, with Black Widow and Hawkeye taking on the role as her adopted parents. She has been trained as one of the world's greatest spies, with the talents of her mother and her father, plus a couple other interesting traits such as a pair of wings and magical powers. She knows she isn't normal, and when a strange man claiming to be her real father kidnaps her, her life spins out of control. She is no longer the young protégée of two of the world's superheroes, but the goddess of beauty, love, war, and magic known as Freya. This is her story. What People Think: @mangarox101: "This is awesome!" @DaughterofLaufeyson: "loved it! You captured their personalities perfectly!" @icallringbearer: "This is amazing! I love it!" @Angelxxxxx: "Wow amazing" @Dippers_Black_Hawk: "more more more!" @MariaLokisonn: "*cries* its so beautiful!" @miss_saxobeat: "Can't wait for more!" @lallaLauren: "This is a really good story!! Excited for the next part!!! ^-^" @AvengingTurtles: "This is so good! I love how it has so much mythology in it! :D" @LilaRiddle: "BEST STORY EVER!!!!!!! Please update soon!!!" @sithkillagal99: "THIS IS SO EPIC!!!! UPDATE SOON PLEASE!!!! :D" @AvengingTurtles: "That was amazing! :D you're such a good writer" @CarolineLoves: "Great chapter! Can't wait to read more!" @_tolkien_lover_: "This is so great! I love it so much!" @BooksAreAnything: "Love, love, LOVE your book." @marvelixious: "this story gives me life"

It's not unusual for each of The Avengers to have fanclubs made specifically for them. But Bucky gets his very own protection squad, and they may or may not be jealous. #Buckyprotectionsquad [This is purely fiction! Some of the content could be offensive to some people!]

| ON HOLD : PREWRITING PURPOSES | ❝ I'LL PROMISE TO BUILD A NEW WORLD FOR US TWO. ❞ extended summary inside. [the flash season 1] cover from tumblr. elizabeth © -wolfsbanes DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the DC Comics characters, any of the CW's The Flash characters, storyline and dialogue. They belong to the writers and creators respectively, I only own Harlow Steel and a few others I have created and their storyline. Also I do not own the gifs in this book.

You've all heard the stories of Thor...or Loki, but you've never heard mine. My name is Astryd Odindittir. I am the lost princess of Asgard. *Takes place during Thor & The Avengers. A semi Captain America fanfic.*

[CONTAINS SPOILERS OF BOOK I] Lucian Gabriel Pierce and Ary Aragon have a lot more in common than they both realize. They both managed to live through constant abuse, depression, anxiety and even witnessed their loved ones die right before their eyes. What they don't know is that there are many, many secrets that are threatening to unfold-it's just a matter of time before the truth comes out. With new enemies in the shadows that are far more powerful than any of them realize, both struggle to pick an ethical side and the right people to trust-but at what cost? Death is instantaneous- it's only a matter of how quick Ary and Lucian can be in order to avoid such an inevitable circumstance. Current cover made by the amazing @Ferret-Bird