ON HOLD FOR FORESEEABLE FUTURE Vampire Frerard AU (vampire!gerard) Frank's town is one of the many in the world to be home to the blood-sucking creatures that interest him so much. As a result of their hobby to drink people's blood, the vampires are to stay out of the towns until sunset, the curfew of all humans. But what happens when a certain vampire breaks the rules over and over again?

{Completed} Frank Iero is as far from normal as possible. Like, very fucking far from normal. He has a problem, and that problem is in between his legs. It's not that Frank has a small dick, or a large one, (which would've been nice, trust me) he just has nothing dangling between his legs. He has a vagina. Frank is trans, and no, it's not very eventful. Just the dick jokes now and then that he cracks about not actually HAVING a dick, and the fact that if you're an asshole he can take off his fake one and slap you with it. But damn, there's a kid in his class named - what, Gee? Gerard? He's cute. And Frank might be homo. Very homo. But does that make his straight or gay? He likes Gerard in a no-homo way. No homo. Until one day it snows, and fuck, Gerard was outside freezing half to death. And Frank tries and fails to be friends with him. But he likes a challenge.

Gerard was late, and it was fucking raining. He'd missed the bus and it was fucking raining, and he was totally going to get dropped from the play if he was late again and he was so fucking screwed, but honestly Gerard wasn't all that keen on it when he'd heard the only main part he'd managed to get in this damn theatre group was of a fucking crossdresser. For someone who was supposed to be in the closet, he was doing an awfully bad job of it. Frank Iero was Gerard's favourite punk ass skater dickhead, that he was currently working on eternally denying to himself the crush he had on Frank, which totally didn't exist of course, but Frank was really cute, and Gerard was really stupid; stupid enough to think that he could totally pull off pretending to be a girl in order for heterosexual Frank Iero to fall for him. Surely, this was truly the worst idea Gerard Way has ever had.

"He thinks I have stigmata," Frank said, because what the fucking hell, it couldn't get any worse. He might as well just lay it out. "Oh, well," said Brian into his hands. "Of course." ~ I did not write this story. All credit goes to the author, Bexless on Archive Of Our Own. Link to the original story: http://archiveofourown.org/series/9795

**REMADE/REWROTE VERSION OF 50 THOUGHTS THAT SCARE ME** Sometimes, it takes 49 fears, an illness, and a little Gerard Way to get you to think.

The adventures of 'pretty boy' and 'dyke'. The story of the boy with the boobs who can pack a serious punch, and the girl with a dick and her all mighty powerful butt, and just how the two happen to meet and perhaps happen to fall for one another. And the two's battles against dysphoria, the foes of the judgemental gaze of the outside world, and sometimes themselves, sometimes even each other, but in the end, they both know from that very first moment, the first eye contact: it's the two of them against the motherfucking world. (Trans AU, FTM Frank & MTF Gerard)

"There's a reason we are white and pure, and they are black and dirty. There's a reason they stain our skin. That we are shamed if others see those stains. They're bad people, Frank. They're disgusting."