"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute in, a minute out. Instead, she got locked in. With her secret love, of course.

I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

Looking for gruesome/weird/pointless facts that may gross you out/give you the urge to share with your friends? This is the book you were looking for! NB: Please do take caution when reading this masterpiece, it was written when I was 14 years of age, so a lot of the contents have not been researched.