As a reviewer, I have a target on my back. Not everyone takes well to our comments. It's understandable. Some people can't handle hearing anything bad about their Mary Sue. Criticism is hard to swallow, but some definitely do it better than others. I will be chronicling my interactions with authors as well as how they've improved their stories since we've last reviewed them. The purpose of these updates is to better teach me how to deal with angry authors as well as how I can improve the phrasing of our stories in the future. It'll also show you just what it's like to be on the receiving end of keyboard rage. Hopefully, just hopefully, this won't start a keyboard war. -Trash_Tanuki

"You are nothing but a weak child. A weapon at my disposal. You are able to breathe because I have allowed it. You are alive because I haven't allowed your death. I tell you to jump, you ask how high. I tell you to fight, to kill, you do it. You are my weapon, a tool for me to use and control, nothing more. Do you understand? Or do you need me to show you?" Join Shirudo Koken'nin on her journey to freedom- in a world that is not completely different from the type of life she had lived in. Will she become someone else's tool? A weapon controlled by another? Or will she take control of her life and fight for what she believes in and for the people that she later sees as her family? yea i know sucky summary but please give it a chance, it's my first story(:

this is a rewrite of my book that i and some others think was way too rushed so if you read this then don't bother reading the other. or if you read the other one don't bother reading this. this might be longer and have more detail and extra stuff but practice the same thing.

As suggested by @theshippingmoose here comes the Atwerksuki, booties first! Terrorizing shinobi, great and small, the S-class criminals wreck havoc among the nations, all while collecting Jinchuriki. A·twerk·suki - A criminal organization of 10 S-class criminals featuring: A puppet, a religious sadomasochist immortal freak, a money-obsessed man with five hearts who is covered in stitches, an almost blind, usually silent, guilt-wracked Uchiha, a fish, a plant with dissociative identity disorder, a scary woman made of paper, the fake leader whom there are six of, all of which possess the rinnegan and are covered in piercings, a bomb happy psychopath who has mouths on his hands and chest, and the real leader, a man who is powerful beyond belief and acts like a child.

Everyone knows Kitsune. The brave, way-too-short ANBU who takes all the S- or SS- rank missions. The one who always completes all those missions successfully. The one who can do practically everything. The one who never takes off the ANBU mask, no matter what. Everyone knows Naruto. The crazy kid, the dead last wearing kill me orange. The one who screamed day in and day out about becoming Hokage. The one no one could stand. The demon kid. The kid no one wanted to associate with. What would happen if maybe ... Naruto was just a clone? What if the actual body was the well-respected ANBU, Kitsune? What was Kitsune's real name, and what did she look like? What if, maybe, the best ANBU of all times was a girl?

This version is discontinued. There is a rewritten version that is being published and is ongoing. I plan on seeing the new version to completion. Rewritten: Am I a demon?; A naruto fanfiction (Rewritten) Either search the title, XPersona4, or Rei Seiyuu to find it.

Pictures and quotes from Naruto This story belongs to me bye

this is my third or fourth naruto neglect book so yay anyway onto the description naruto has been neglected by his family since birth. they had survived the kyuubi attack and afterwards the beast was sealed into naruto, menma and mito. naruto was the oldest strangely coming out a day before the other two, the next day was the kyuubi attack the day his brother and sister were born. the chakra sealed into the twins while the soul inside naruto. the twins grew up thinking naruto the youngest big mistake, his parents forgetting his existence after 3 years and 3 years more the twins forgot as well. but bye the time they had forgotten him he was in the anbu hailed as a once in a century prodigy, loved by all in the anbu. when they forgot about him iruka and kakashi asked if he would like to live with them since they were dating and were buying a house together. naruto had said yes and that is where our story begins......

Deidara gets to know the other members of Akatsuki and writes about it in his diary. Crack fic. Plotless, don't go looking for one.

"He chose your fate. You have to take over his job. His village. His place in the world. This is the life you have to live. So, what do you say? Do you accept the position as Orochimaru's successor?" When Kabuto manages to convince Haruno Sakura to become the Shodai Otokage, she finds out that this might be the best decision she's ever made. "Finally, I've done something right." Sequel: "Shinobi" Rewrite of: Red Skies (2013)