Ever since photographer Lacy Maguire caught her ex playing Pin the Secretary to the Elevator Wall, she's been content with her dog Fabio, her three cats, and a vow of chastity. But all of that changes when the reindeer-antlered Fabio drags in a very desperate, on-the-run detective who decides to take refuge in her house -- a house filled with twinkling lights and a decorated tree. (Okay, so it's February, but she has a broken heart to mend, a Christmas-card shoot to do, and a six-times divorced, match-making mother to appease.) For the first time in a looooong while, Lacy reconsiders her vow. Because sexy Chase Kelly, wounded soul that he may be, would be an oh-so-delicious way of breaking her fast. Now, if she can just keep them both alive and him out of jail....

Copyright ⓒ 2013 Tamia Johnson? More like Thot Johnson. Shawty done fucked your main nigga, your side nigga, your bestfriend, your professor, your squad, basically every fucking body. She's known by everyone as top five thotty, but it's like there's one motherfucker that just didn't see it. Rashad Thompson is that nigga. How could you miss the signs of a bitch being a thot? I don't know, but when he found out, it didn't stop him from falling in love with her. That's right guys, he done fell in love with a hoe. From arguing over simple shit to actually saving the bitch's life, they've been together through thick and thin. Follow along the journey guys!