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Summary: Ryan is a misanthropic Starbucks barista who is a tired insomniac and just wants to be left alone. Then Brendon moves in. myheartradio on livejournal

"thanks for the dick-pic"

After being left at the altar the night before his wedding to Pete-fucking-Wentz, Ryan cashes in his honeymoon tickets to Hawaii where he finds that maybe not all men are assholes.

Brendon urie, the classic trouble maker, ready for another boring year of school. Well, he thought it would be boring, but maybe a new teacher could give him a new perspective...

"Drive the car." "Wait, who the hell are you?" "Satan. Now DRIVE!" Dallon bringing home a stray puppy in his apartment already got him scolded by his landlord. Bringing home a runaway groom from God knows where is something he'd get killed for.

please tell mom this is not her fault.

Au Brallon Brendon Boyd Urie pronounced dead, 1905 aged 21 years. Little does he know he was just born into the wrong time as his soulmate lives in 2017. His soul actually being the only thing left of him to this world now and a single stained newspaper clipping reading his obituary, that one such tall heart broken boy, Dallon Weekes, finds and falls in love with the boy in the photograph. Will Brendon be able to communicate from the other side to the sad blue eyed man?

Dallon Weekes hates flowers. He also coincidentally owns a flower shop, which will look great on his college application letters (which he's sent in to many schools and has received absolutely no feedback whatsoever, from anybody). He's swimming in debt with only a flower shop to provide income, so long story short things aren't going as well as he'd planned. But the guy hellbent on revenge for his cheating ex with poison ivy in his pockets might convince him that it's okay. And Brendon Urie just got cheated on. His (ex) partner is allergic to flowers, which he plans to throw through his bedroom window (since he lives right next to him), and the best flower shop around, according to Google, is Dallon's. He's not sure how he's going to break a window with a plastic case full of flowers and poison ivy, but as soon as Dallon moves in down the street, there's no harm in missing if it means he gets to see him again.

He is not an ordinary boy. The world is cold and scary. But it's all worse with the illness he is struken with. In conclusion: he feels he is a mistake.