(Sequel to The Carpal Tunnel Of Love) Years have passed and Bandit life couldn't be better. She has her dream job, kids and a husband that she loves. Only, things start taking the turn for the worse. She looses her job and struggles to find a new one because of her past. Bandit also has to come face to face with Pete, her school teacher who she had a relationship with. Knowing that she still has feelings for him after everything they've been through, will she forgive him and move on? Or will he make her life worse?

Bandit Stump is the school's second most popular girl. She is known as 'the dealer' at school. She can get anyone anything they ask for (but not drugs). Her English teacher goes on maternity leave, and the substitute, Mr Wentz, becomes fond of Bandit. Soon learning that her new teacher is in a band with her brother, she starts falling for Mr Wentz. Not only that, but her focusing on others needs soon leads to her slacking in her school work. Mr Wentz is the only one who is willing to do her a favour. How will Mr Wentz react when he discovers her secret? And will they be willing to try a secret relationship?

Funny, cute, and slightly sad story about how the narrator, Ashlyn, and Pete Wentz met and came together.