Patrick? More like Sasstrick, am I right?

"Welcome to Better Living Industries, where dreams can be fulfilled, if your monetary ranking is deemed acceptable. We at Better Living Industries have been dedicated to a clean and structured lifestyle since the great fires of 2012." {Includes exclusive documents on the "Fabulous Four"}

"Now it's time to hit the red line, keep your boots tight, keep your gun closed and die with your mask on if you've got to.."

"Keeping an eye to the sky, and your finger on the pulse, Better Living Industries the Zone's #1 outlet for information and commerce signing off"

BL industries, located in the heart of Battery City, is here to keep you happy. This handbook is a key essential for the people of Battery City. So please, take a while to kick back, relax, and take a pill. Keep smiling =) (Dedicated to My Chemical Romance and its killjoys)

《Gerard is an alien.》 《Peyton is a telepathic human.》 《Gerard's never seen anything beautiful, he doesn't know what beauty is, until he meets Peyton.》

They always tell you to never trust a man who cheats on his wife. Maybe they're right. Maybe when I go home and cry to my best friend and she calls him a fool for not loving me... Maybe I'm the fool.

Just because Gerard Way is dead, doesn't mean he is gone.... he's still roaming around his home waiting for someone to walk through that door...anyone. For something to happen....anything. He's lonely, he has been for so long now. His family, and friends locked up his house, before moving on with their lives, leaving him trapped in his house, a spectral prisoner in a time capsule of his life. Ellie is on the run. With nowhere to go, she texts a friend of hers for help. He thinks he knows a place she might be able to stay. She would only need to keep the place from falling apart since it has been empty for so long.

Why Tyler? Why?

Three emo friends conspire to kidnap the members of Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, and Panic! At The Disco. However, after they kidnap the bands, their plan backfires in the worst way, resulting in chaos, tears, and one of the weirdest group therapy sessions of all time.