I'm going to start writing short stories! Yay! I guess... :)

"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

The world as we know it ended 209 years ago. From a desert wasteland springs a single kingdom, ruled by a tyrannical King and trapped in an endless war against the shadowy desert warriors. As a desperate bid to save what remains of humanity, society has been split into two distinct classes, nicknamed the Court and the Commons. For an oppressed population on the brink of revolution, a common thief could be the last hope. Up until now, Kay has survived by her wits alone. Reckless and impulsive, wanted by the King's guard, Kay has become known as the Runner. Using the city's rooftops as her personal domain, she manages to keep one step ahead of the King with one hand buried in the purses of the courtiers. Driven by the plight of the commoners and the unjust death of her family, Kay seizes the chance to graduate from small-time thievery to full-scale rebellion. Her opportunity comes in the form of Will, a wealthy ex-soldier with a dark past. Plucked from the streets and thrown into the shimmering palace court, Kay must use her every strength to blend into a world where she doesn't belong, closer to the enemy than she ever thought she would be.

When nick travels to the town of weeks hoping to find any sign of his sister, he ends up waking up in a completely different world from his own. Now finding his sister, (Ashlie) -who disappeared two years before- the two go through things no human beings should have to experience. Death, destruction, despair. All they could do is hope for daylight. I do not own or take credit of the lore and game of dead by daylight. This is a fan fiction purely made for fun :) Contains strong language ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ [don't read if you don't like gore or if you are Squamish to death] !THIS IS NOT A X READER! I implemented the game how I see fit to my plot, I tried my best to stay true to the game but some things have to be left out. Thank you! Art in cover is not mine and does not belong to me so credit to owner.

THIS IS THE THIRD BOOK OF THE MOONE TRILOGY. PLEASE READ 'The Fighter' AND 'The Soldier' BEFORE YOU CONTINUE. So many things had changed. So many questions, so many answers, so many deaths, so many secrets, so many losses... So many changes. The war had begun. It was official. The Forces of Notch verses Herobrine's Army. So many battles. So much death. Ever since she woke up, Kat's life had been filled with secrets. The prophecy, her family, her past, everything. Many of those questions were answered, and Kat thought everything would be easier. But then came the choices. Should she ignore her past? Should she ignore who she was before? Should she try to change her fate? Should she trust those around her? The prophecy stated that a sacrifice must be made. And Kat is afraid that she knows what that sacrifice is. She's been a fighter, struggling for answers. She's been a soldier, trying to help her side. But now she is a warrior. And she is willing to risk everything to win the war that's on the battlefield and in her mind.

A book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!

A story of lost a soul who couldn't find her place in the world after a tragic fallout. Life and death. Which one occurs? How does her life turn out? Read to find out just what happens to her. This is her story. Her remains.

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Teen Fiction || Ever broken into Disney World at three in the morning? Ever pranked the police and almost gotten arrested for it? Ever played paintball at the park in nothing but your underwear? Maya hasn't. But she is about to... Dylan Thompson is the most popular guy in the school and is seeking revenge after Maya slapped him for being a 'pervert'. What would you do if you were Maya? Move to Mexico and change your name to Rico and then proceed to move into an apartment with a goat owner named Pablo, obviously. What does Maya do? She doesn't run, instead she kicks him where the sun don't shine and slaps him again. Time for revenge nerd. --- Cover by the best human @1Dgurlwrites WARNING: Contains mild language & may cause many eyes rolls, fangirl moments and tears. [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan

Sora witnessed her mothers death. She swore to one day avenge her death by killing the man who killed her mother,but First she needs some help. Will the worlds most dangerous assassins be able to help sora avenge her This book is also very very very gory you have been warned!

Wren Martin is socially awkward. She blocks off herself to the world, hiding behind her favorite hoodie. All she wants to do is keep a low profile, and graduate well enough to qualify for a college scholarship. But then a babysitting job leads her to cross paths with Asher Reed, Eastview Highʼs notorious athlete. When a field injury kickstarts his senior year, heʼs turning his free time and attention to Wren. And maybe she might not want to be invisible after all. ***** [Watty's Collector's Edition Winner] [TFA Runaway Prize Winner] [[word count: 150,000-200,000 words]] Cover designed by Ashley Santoro