qoutes and jokes

its a book full of qoutes and jokes that are taken from random places.

Kissing Is the Easy Part

{a Wattpad featured story} Flora is afraid being beautiful is her only talent. Some of the words she hates include economy class, second-hand clothes, and budget. She likes fashion, dating, not being on time and getting what she wants - until she meets Sean, who is like the clock striking midnight; he makes all her...

Miss Clumsy and the CEO (UNDERGOING EDITING)

Harper Daniels is clumsy. Full stop. A recent graduate, she's starting her career at Brewer Enterprises. What happens when she meets James Brewer, the billionaire playboy? A lot of hot stuff. That's what. Story is COMPLETED. However, as of 18th April 2019, the story will be edited and changed. Slow edits be warned...

Campus NERD and Campus HEARTHROB

Paano kaya ang NERD na palaban ng school magmamahal ng HEARTHROB ng Park University? Magiging masaya kaya sila o sa huli si NERD masasaktan na lang ulit.

Look at this Richest man [COMPLETED]

Magtatago ka ba o lalaban ka? Papalag ka ba o papatol ka? Read my newest story, ang kwento sa piling ng pinaka mayamang lalaki.

Will you be his BABY . . .MAKER ?

UNEDITED VERSION. Maraming errors. Maraming wrong grammar at maraming emoticons. Read at your own risks.

The Heartbroken Heartbreaker

A painful breakup pushes Kyla Evans to get into a fake relationship with the person her ex-boyfriend hates the most: Seth Everett. But what will she do when the game starts to feel too real? ***** Seventeen-year-old Kyla has sworn off love. After ge...

Pass The Cookies! (webcomic)

A web comic. :)

10 Steps To Be A Lady

First Installment of Steps Series Si Rhea Louisse Marval ay isang babaeng hindi marunong magpakababae. Boyish, siga, sadista at mala-amasona. Nangarap na maging lalaki ngunit dahil napapaligiran siya ng mga taong sumasalungat sa pananaw niya ay hindi niya mabago ang sarili bilang tomboy. Hanggang sa umeksena ang taong...

When Gangsters Meet the Sadist SEASON 2

[ONGOING] READ FIRST WGMTS SEASON 1 ! thank you.

Look at this Richest Man (Book 3)

Book 3 of LATRM.

(Book 1) He's Dating the Ice Princess (UNPUBLISHED VERSION)

HDTIP : Book 1 of The Ice Princess series; Revised (formerly known as I'm Dating the Ice Princess) | Summit Media | Pop Fiction

Married to a Mafia Boss - COMPLETED

Pupunta ng school, makikibonding with friends, makikipagkulitan sa family pag uwi .. mga typical na bagay para sa isang college student .. Everything seems fine. until i met this NOT so ORDINARY man. . who eventually turned my world Upside Down.. LITERALLY as in literal na mapapa Upside TALON at deep Down DAPA ka dahi...

Twins Are In Love ✅ (Available on DREAME)

SIGNED STORY UNDER DREAME! Dreame Account: GandangSora ---- THIS STORY IS ALL ABOUT UNO AND ONE, NATE AND MILES' TWINS. Copyright © 2016 by GandangSora All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the writer exce...

The XL Beauty (PUBLISHED)

Mataba ka na nga, maldita ka pa. Magkaboyfriend ka pa kaya?

Diwata ng mga Chubby

Si Pinkie Diwata dela Rosa ay naniniwalang size doesn't matter. Aba, hindi na niya kasalanan kung maraming pagkain ang ref nila, 'no. Masarap kaya ang kumain --sa katunayan ay hobby na niya ang lumamon, este, kumain. Pero isang araw, sinabihan siya ng crush niyang si Luke de Vera na wala raw magkakagusto sa kanya l...

Reyna ng Kalokohan

Cara Valeria is not the typical school girl you know. Because behind her school uniform is a girl with horn. Devil horn, rather. Wala siyang inaatrasan kahit sino ka pa man. Walang nakakaligtas sa mga kalokohan niya araw-araw. At ito ang naging dahilan kung bakit siya binansagan bilang "Reyna ng Kalokohan." But littl...

Kiss Back And You're Mine (PUBLISHED under PSICOM)

JAGUARS' SERIES 1: Shieldler John Wright Highest Rank: #1 in School #2 in Humor Si Hannah makulit, laging naka-smile, may pagka-engot sa mga simpleng bagay tulad ng pag sakay sa jeep, wala sa bokabularyo niya ang salitang mapag-mataas. Nagmula sa mayamang angkan, pinapangarap niya ang simpleng buhay bilang simpleng es...

My Husband is a Mafia Boss (Season 2)

Marriage is normally one's happily ever after in the movies, but for Aemie Ferrer-Roswell, it's just the start of a seemingly unending adventure. Can this sweet Barbie-loving airhead continue to survive the life of being wife to a Mafia boss? *** Many things changed after Aemie Ferrer became Ezekiel Roswell's wife. Wi...

His Slave

Former The Gangster's Slave (Highest rank: #2 in Humor. ) Currently Revising Fake relationship in exchange of paying all of your debts and the hospital bills of your comatose mother. Or Your dignity and pride in exchange of being in debt, plus, you won't have a chance to pay the hospital bills. Now... what? -- Genr...

Me and My Boys VOLUME 3

Highest rank reached in Humor category is #5 as of Dec.6,2016. "A story of friendship, love and adventure of a girl with her bunch of guy friends." Being trapped in the third year level for two years in East High, the Class 3F finally passed and were able to enter forth year level with the help of their one and only...

Complicated Goddess [COMPLETED]

Highest Achievement: #1 in Humor _____________________________ Katsumi Cazzandra Clarkson a.k.a "The Goddess" Who will she choose? A famous singer? Her bestfriend? Her first love? Or will she go back to her ex? IT'S COMPLICATED ♡♡♡

Me and My Boys VOLUME 1

Highest rank reached in Humor category: #4 as of Nov. 14, 2016 "A story of friendship, loyalty, and love between a girl and her bunch of guy friends." Allexa transferred in East High just to thank the guys who saved her, only to find out that her new classroom would be full of boys-no girls. Accepting her fate, she...

Second Chances in Love

Improving yourself is the best revenge to those people who left you... -Yuki_archenemy

The Boy Next Door (Completed)

Now a published book! TBND Part 1 and Part 2 are already out at bookstores and newsstands nationwide. © ScribblerMia, 2012 Book Cover by: ‪Colesseum

S7 Series #1 : Started with a love potion (Published Under Lifebooks)

AVAILABLE IN ALL BRANCHES OF NATIONAL BOOKSTORE, EXPRESSION AND BOOKSALE Si Psyche Faith Dimagiba ang babaeng gagawin ang lahat para lang mapansin ng lalaking kanyang minamahal kaya naman ginamitan nya ito ng gayuma ngunit paano kung ang gayumang para lang sa isa ay napainom nya rin sa iba, Hindi lang dalawa o tatlo...

My Devil Husband

She thought arranged marriages are just for Chinese. Pero nagkamali siya nang siya mismo ang ipinagkasundo ng sariling pamilya sa nag-iisang apong lalaki ng kaibigan ng Lolo niya. Ngunit hindi naging madali ang lahat dahil ang lalaking pakakasalan niya ay isang mayabang, arogante at masama ang ugali na walang ibang gi...

My Maid is a Legendary Gangster (BOOK 1) [Under editing]

When a Legendary lady Gangster finds her new life after Meeting Mr. Bryle Dann Lavista Sy a mysterious guy who conquered great power in the Society. Si Ricky Amarah Fortania Lavitus ay isang batang maagang naulila sa ina. Naglaho na parang isang bula ito apat na taong gulang pa lamang siya. Ang kanyang ama ay isang M...

How to Fall in Love ✔

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on a...