Lance is fed up. In all his years, he has only known life inside the Castle of Lions. As he described it, a prison cell disguised as an extravagant home for the royal. He longs to get away, but his newly crowned sister, Allura, won't have it. So, against her younger brother's wishes, she hires a bodyguard to keep him 'safe' inside the castle. But, the new guard turns out to be... odd. Not quite Altean, not quite Galran. Compared to Lance and the rest of the empire, one could say Keith has many strange differences. *** "So..." Allura continued, clearing her throat. Her neck likely aced from looking up for so long. "I know you're not going to like this news, but... It's for the kingdom's best... It's for your best. If something ever happens to me-" "Yeah, yeah. I'll have to step up as king." Lance mumbled. He just wanted to be done with this conversation. Whatever bad news Allura was about to tell him, he didn't even care. His life sucked. How could she possibly make it suck any more? "I've hired a bodyguard." Lance nearly tipped off the wall. He was wrong before. There was a way to make Lance's life suck more! "W-what!" He spat, throwing his arms out to his sides to keep balance. "You did what now?" *** Cover art credited to: feradoodles.tumblr.com Altea Dictionary: TICK: second DOBASH: minute VARGA: hour QUINTENT: day QUIZNAK: Altean curse word GROGGERIES: currency TELUDAV: a device which uses scaultrite from the Weblum to create wormholes. SLOVEN-DAY-HO: gone WAZN: the Altean star (not cannon) PURPLE JUNIBERRY: a type of Altean flower ALTEANS: Altea inhabitants GALRA: Lord Zarkon's race which fought against the Alteans

Keith is a transboy. But that's not his only feature. So he hides the fact he's trans because when his last friend found out they weren't friends anymore to say the least. Keith is new to school and to Lance. Lance find Keith both attractive and annoying from day one. He constantly gets into fights with the other boy. What happens when Lance accidentally is told Keith's biggest secret? ||disclaimer: I simply wrote this because I love klance and I myself am a transboy so I suppose making Keith trans in this fanfic is more of a comfort tool for me and not supposed to be seen any other way||

it was hate at first site. [lowercase intended, strong language]

Evan was a shameless womanizer. Both handsome and charming, he'd never had a problem getting a girlfriend and never cared about losing one. So when he met Sascha, the simple but pretty florist, he didn't have to try too hard to get a date. Unfortunately for him, Sascha wasn't exactly his type of "girl". He still finds himself drawn to the florist and refuses to give up on his quest to gain Sascha's affections, no matter how many times he's rejected! A short, sweet story about a jaded florist, afraid to fall in love again after having his heart broken one too many times and the stubborn man trying to show him that some things are worth the risk.

◄Falling in love, falling for someone► It's just an old, cliché saying. But what if it's meant literally? And nevertheless, you'd end up in an awkward situation, with a public. !!WARNINGS!!; THIS STORY HAS BEEN REWRITTEN AND HUGE ADJUSTMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE, bxb, bad grammar, soulmate au, foul language, fake boyfriend AU, long chapters starting from chapter 4 to 5 and further...,cursing, etc... ⚠️YOU DO N O T HAVE PERMISSION TO TRANSLATE OR POST IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!⚠️

Keith wishes for a lot of things and Lance IS NOT one of them. klace (keith x lance) boy x boy cover art by pitypagn from twitter

The Paladins of Voltron are joined by Princess Allura on a mission to retrieve an artifact on a planet that reminds the Paladins of Earth. The planet is full of traps, the biggest one being that the water, if touched, would put you into a sleep-like trance and give you vivid dreams of your truest desires. But Keith doesn't know what his truest desires are, and when he is forced to go into the water, he has a dream that he might not awake from. Can Lance get him to come back to reality and face the fact that they both are in love with one another? DISCLAIMER: This was written way before Allura was revealed to be a "teenager." As such, the discourse has discouraged me from liking Shallura, even though part of me doesn't believe Allura is a teen since she looks and acts older than Keith, Lance, and Hunk (who are 16/17). I prefer ShiroxMatt now anyways. Summary has been updated on September 16th, 2016 Story was completed on September 27th, 2016 Original cover art: http://hakuku.deviantart.com/art/The-Black-and-Red-Paladins-618502963

Jamal is a playboy, accustomed to getting his way with whomever he wishes, whenever he wishes. He's set his sights on the soft spoken boy he met at a bus stop. Avery Michaels is a quiet English major with a hidden wild side. He's okay with having a no strings attached relationship with Jamal, but falling in love isn't part of the plan. When the two tangle, Jamal ends up building a deeper connection than he ever could've dreamt of.

(This book is VERY old and is currently being rewritten) Dipper Pines is a young adult male who has recently gone back to Gravity Falls during his gap year to spend some time with his Grunkles before deciding on what to do with his life. But after summoning on old dream demon enemy in his first week back, he had a lot more on his plate than just his career. Is the new demon he sees really what he seems?

❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞ ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞ (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx