Parent! Phan (kinda). Warnings: swearing and mention of death (message me and I'll tell you where it is). Parent! Phan with no mpreg whooo!!!! This is also very cringey, sorry!

Dan Howell is a typical fanboy who spends all his time on the internet in the dark of his room, watching a boy named Phil Lester. What will happen when Dan finally meets Phil and Phil asks him to hang out?

TRIGGER WARNING. THIS STORY CONTAINS MENTIONS OF RAPE, SELF INJURY, DEATH AND ATTEMPTED SUICIDE. Can Dan save Phil? Phil is suicidal and Dan is the only one who's there for him. Can he alone save Phil?

Dan begins getting letters from a secret admirer. He doesn't have any clue who this person is and, well, that's really the point of a secret admirer isn't it? It's a secret.

Dan is forced into going to a summer camp in the country side of Britain, his mother feels Dan is irresponsible, and would only be getting drunk and fucking about if he stayed at home. WRITTEN 2013. (I have since, gone through and attempted to improve on it).

(COMPLETED)Dan is the quiet boy. Who never listens in class. Doesn't talk to anybody. And is either staring down at his desk or listening to music alone. This all changed though when there's a new boy in dan's class, Phil. Phil is the boy with the warming smile. The energetic boy. The one that can talk to anyone. But Phil isn't like the others for one big reason. He doesn't ignore Dan. Everybody else does. But Phil doesn't. And Phil just kept annoying Dan until one day they got paired up for a project together. Dan finally starts to class Phil as a friend until they realise they have feelings for each other. But there's something about dan that could change everything. Warning! Strong language Sexual content Trigger warning Self harm Depression

Yep, you guessed it. I will be saying creative and trashy phandom jokes, phrases, and other things to satisfy your phandom needs. Some may be a tad bit disturbing though.

Dan finds a mysterious egg and

*'BEST SERIES' WINNER (FANFICTION AWARDS 2017)* FIRST BOOK IN THE 'STAINED' SERIES Meet Phil Lester, a bad boy with blood on his hands. Literally. After one night strikes, Phil turns to a group of serial killers as a distraction and soon he finds himself with a trail of dead bodies at his own fault. Meet Dan Howell, a shy boy with flowers in his hair and nail polish on his fingers. Friendless and full of anxiety, he remains alone, until said serial killer with tattoos and piercings sits right next to him in the same support group. Phil finds himself falling for Dan when his mission is to kill him, and he wants to get close, even if that means spilling the unwanted truth- and a bit of blood. (punk!phil meets pastel!dan) [rated R for language and violence/gore]

Psycho!phil Ghost!dan Title explains it all One sentence per chapter