Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Eleanor and Justin went from being the perfect couple, to having a nasty split where Eleanor ends up pregnant and heart broken since the love of her life cheated on her with no remorse and only out of spit due to misleading information. It's been six months since their horrific split, which makes Eleanor seven months pregnant and a very happy woman who has her life in check. The perfect job, perfect home and family and friends. She thought after Justin her world would have ended, but it only got better due to the people she surrounded herself with- one in particular that Justin despises and completely envies. The predator who made the tape which caused their split will be revealed which will leave you shocked at just who the unexpected culprit is. It took Eleanor a while to find happiness once again, but what happens when a very heartbroken Justin Bieber sees her again with a pregnant stomach? What happens when he slithers his way back into her life with a certain determination that'll either break them, or make them? "What do I always tell you, Ms. Lopez? I don't ask, I demand." Read to find out and most importantly... Welcome to a roller coaster ride that'll leave you on the edge of your seat, begging for more. Warning: Contains sexual references and bad language.