Hai, my name is Pauline Cawl, and I'm Harley's best friend. Being Harley Quinn's best friend means I have to go through a lot. Like Harley is under my custody so that means I have to pick her up from jail if she snaps and steals something for Joker(or herself) I live with her and Poison Ivy in my 3 room apartment. So... This is my life as a criminal... I guess you want to read this(derp) Hai guys I just want to state that I don't own Harley or anyother characters mentioned in this book!! It's simply a fanfiction. I luv ya crazy ppl. Enjoy! ~ Beo