Everyone has a shadow. They never think twice about it. and me? I've always had two. -------- A story where Phil loves to stand out and be unique, but dan always copies him.

[completed] It may be weird to ship people who are essentially entities of the same person, but I don't really care! Enjoy, and feel free to leave advice/opinions/requests

A Phan Hogwarts AU. Set after the Harry Potter Series, after the second generation is at Hogwarts. Dan and Phil are both first years. Lots of teen drama and fluff will be included. (I guess tween drama, technically) FINISHED 4/2/2018

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Today I could have sworn he saw me... but he didn't do anything. Just simply shook his head like he was judging my life and then turned over in his bed. I'll go back tomorrow..

Pastel Dan and Punk Phil - short story. Soulmate au, when you write on your skin with pen/marker it shows up on your soulmates skin as well. * Dan and Phil have never met. Dan always likes to draw patterns and designs on his forearms, thinking he doesn't have a soulmate to share the drawings with. Little does Dan know the Punk who works across the road from him, receives the drawings on his arms everyday, always wondering who this mystery soulmate of his is. What happens when Phil begins to draw on his arms as well?

un·ti·tled ˌənˈtīdld/ adjective 1. (of a book, composition, or other artistic work) having no name. 2. (of a person) not having a title indicating high social or official rank. "lesser untitled officials"

[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

Dear Phil, It's three am. I can't sleep. So, I'm writing to you.

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4