***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to make you laugh. Not to offend anyone. Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor Highest Ranking: #1 in Random Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines This book is updated almost everyday.

Phil doesn't talks. Well, not anymore. The last time he said something, was when he didn't hate himself. And that was a long time ago. But now, everything is different. He must struggle with depression, whilst new boy Dan Howell desperately attempts to win him over. [Warning: this could be triggering at some points]

11/7/18 UPDATE: Check the rework version (click on my profile) :> There are The Seven Aetherly Virtues-Patient, Humility, Kindness, Diligence, Temperance, Charity, Chastity. Who are they? None other then Team Crafted. There were once chaos that rules Minecraftia but with the Virtues to guide them, Minecraftia become more peaceful- although it does have many troubles... There will be mistakes. Little mistakes. But one person will make a huge one... Someone from Team Crafted. This one mistake can mean the end of everything... including Minecraftia. It can awake what everyone fears, even Notch's... The 7 Deadly Sins. One mistake can end it all. (If you dont like a very slow and long book then please.. This book is long and slow.. Maybe there's better books out there for you. 0^0) (YouTuber 7 Deadly Sins, got this idea when I was thinking 7 people in TC.. 7 Deadly Sins... And bang! A new book is here)

today is a simple day...NOT WERE PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE PUT TRUTHS AND DARE IN COMMENTS AND OC'S ARE ALOUD BUT ONLY FOR 3 CHAPTERS OKAY LETS START

Just a random collection of zodiac and astrology stuff. *Cover does not belong to me nor the book content, just things that i found on tumblr and other websites

Tyler, just out of High school, needs a job that'll pay well. He finds one in the most unexpected place. $100 a night to work as a security guard at a small amusement park called Team Crafted. A theme park he has visited many times within his childhood. However, never once did he think during his childhood that there was anything more then those 8 dying animatronics and their buggy audio clips. Until now. They call for him, begging him for help all while chasing him down for the kill. So begins the longest week Tyler will ever live. That is, if he does survive.

In a jump map gone wrong, Sky loses his memories of his friends, the Sky Army, and his hatred for squids... He also forgets that 'budder' is actually gold. OH NO! *This was originally posted on Fanfiction.net, but I figured I'd post the series here for ease of access.* **No, there are no gay ships in this. There are implied and joking gay ships, but no actual gay ships. Yeah, I don't do many of these 'normal' fanfiction, do I? XD You can take most of the book as a shipfic, though, depending on how you look at it...**

It's an old ship I know that. This takes place with the time of le squids cause y the flip not! Person: Your just stuck in the past. Grow up! Me: (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER (•_•) <) )╯because I'm / \ ⊂_ヽ 　 ＼＼ ＿ 　　 ＼(　•_•) F 　　　 <　⌒ヽ A 　　　/ 　 へ＼ B 　　 /　　/　＼＼ U 　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ L 　　/　/ O 　 /　/| U 　(　(ヽ S 　|　|、＼ 　| 丿 ＼ ⌒) 　| |　　) / 'ノ )　 Lﾉ (_／/

Sky stared at her, his own body littered with violet bruises that never seemed to fade. Not with the treatment he constantly endured. "Why...?" he asked, his voice barely even a whisper as he looked at her mother, bearing the cold glare that was beaming down at him. His fists clenched, tears brimming as the murmur of words blurred against his ears. He screamed, his eyes turning into a flash of gold as he charged forward, his fist connecting with his mothers ribs.