Why you do dis, God? Why do you put such stupid people and things on Earth? WARNING: Possibility of curse words. Like, in every chapter. Disclaimer: If anyone finds a rant really offensive, just tell me and I'll delete it. Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!

A continuation of "WARNING: The Author of This Book is Mentally Insane". There's absolutely no explanation for this one, either. [thanks to WhatIWasAfraidToSay for the cover, shes amazing~~~]

This is where I will start putting all of my "poetry". I use that term in the loosest sense of the word lol It's all free form, it's all emo and unrequited love and loving yourself for who you are. So yeah. This is me.

[Abandoned] The year is 1989. Connor Franta is stuck in a dead-end job on the edge of a pier in a small town in North Carolina. Connor thinks this summer will be like every one he's had in the past. However, that changes when he captures a glimpse of something extraordinary one evening at the beach. Because hidden in the waves is a boy with a smile like the sun, curls that shine like bronze in the dying twilight, and electric blue eyes that make Connor completely and irrevocably intrigued. Troye Sivan is a mermaid, forced to live within the confines of the mermaid settlement off the coast. The Council's strict rules aren't enough to keep him from exploring the surface world. He wants to prove the humans aren't as bad as everyone knows them to be--even if it kills him. Cross-posted to AO3, updates every few weeks or so.

There is literally no explanation for this. [⚜UPDATE⚜] I finally hit the chapter limit!! ~(0u0)~ New book should be up soon. Thanks for the ride, guys. <3

[⚜COMPLETE⚜] When bot fighting prodigy-turned-police (Y/N) uncovers another boy with talent like hers while on a mission, she just has to get him out of the terrible situation unfolding. Little do they both know that one series of events leads to another in ways that will greatly impact both of their lives for better, and for worse. Set to the song "Just the Girl" by Click Five, but more specifically the cover by Patty Walters. :) (Rated PG-13 for violence and use of strong language and themes.) ((STILL EDITING: It's been a year since I've written this now. If you see any inconsistencies, please comment so I can fix!))

Lots o' oneshots. Youtubers, characters, you name it. Just request! OCs not accepted(except for Lexi's request), but x reader requests are highly appreciated!

[✍SLOW UPDATES✍] A story in which four young adults--Elizabeth, Megan, Cam, and Tuck--try to survive a zombie outbreak caused by radioactive tacos, which may or may not be the end of the world. Along the way they meet new people, fight dead people, and fight to save their families and make it out alive. I don't know, I just wanted something to write gore in after I deleted a previous book. NEWSFLASH: I started this back up again after who knows how long. I'll publish the rest of what I have on a semi regular schedule, and I'll leave the rest for another day.

[⚜COMPLETE⚜] Life was going great for Hiro Hamada. He had just recently turned eighteen, his therapy sessions with his inflatable white robot weren't as bad as talking to a human, and Baymax the Healthcare Companion was beginning to become available to the public. Of course, it's perfect timing for an old friend and old flame to drop back into his life and turn it to complete and utter chaos. After a dramatic exit four years in the past, (Your name) (Last name) has finally gotten results from what she vowed to do when she was twelve: Uncover the secret behind her parents' disappearance. Just as (Your Name) thought her trials were complete, a vaguely familiar face decides to steal the show. And she's determined to steal it for good. Now, Hiro and (Your Name) must learn to trust each other-- or people they care about might get hurt. (Sequel to Just the Girl-Hiro x Reader. I would highly suggest reading the first book so everything will make sense.) ((I don't own BH6 or you)) {MAJOR EDITING (revised chapters, plot changes, etc) COMING SOON}