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A sunny day. A simple math test. Not the worst Wednesday afternoon. But for Ocean Black a simple afternoon was turned into her worst nightmare when a crazy man comes into the school armed with a gun and not afraid to shoot. And the worst part? The only person he really wants to kill, is Ocean.

Don't read too far. There is a darkness coming:3

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