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Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic Attack on Titan Fanfiction reading list Wattys 2014 Winner "Iᴛ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ ɪᴛ, ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴊᴜsᴛ Cʜᴀsɪɴɢ Gʜᴏsᴛs" Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is losing the ones you care for most... and still holding on. Before the walls where broken by the titans, lived a young woman named Alya. Stark red hair and wide silver eyes, she is a Captain of the Survey Corp and doesn't take backtalk from anyone. Alya is strong.... perhaps to strong. She doesn't let anyone in because wasting feelings on the inevitable demise of these people is just a waste of time... Alya is put in charge of a young Trainee by the name of Levi Ackerman, a young man who seems to have lost everything. His only friends lost to the iron fangs of a titan. Alya is willing to change that for him, but is he willing to change himself to do so..? The choices she makes will affect her life, and many others."A ʜᴇʀᴏ ɪs sᴏᴍᴇʙᴏᴅʏ ᴡʜᴏ ɪs sᴇʟғʟᴇss, ᴡʜᴏ ɪs ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴏᴜs ɪɴ sᴘɪʀɪᴛ, ᴡʜᴏ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛʀɪᴇs ᴛᴏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴀs ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀs ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ. A ʜᴇʀᴏ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ɪs sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ sᴀᴠᴇs ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴏ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴇᴇᴘʟʏ ᴄᴀʀᴇs." Sequel- Running Haunted [This story won a wattie. um wat]

He loved you,proposed to you and did whatever a loving husband could do for the past four years of your marriage. His name is Levi Ackerman and you loved him with all of your heart. But when fate decided to be cruel,Levi had an affair and wanted a divorce.Even when you were melancholic and rejected,you still obliged with his wishes to make him happy. As you slowly progressed on changing your life for the better,what would happen if he came waltzing back into your life,oblivious of seeing you suffer again? Would you still be able to fight back your past emotions and the imminent outcomes? All in the sequence of 365 days, a year of hell. *** Description written by @EternalFreedom Editor~ -Crystalline-Tears- Copyright 2014 @Hugs_for_hippies All characters except OC are owned by Isayama Hajime.

In this AU, when you find your soul mate, your chest will glow for everyone to see. Eren Jaeger has been under the torment of Levi Ackerman throughout high school and now they are in college together. How will they react when they find the one they are meant to be with is their worst enemy?

Levi's POV Why are girls so stupid? "Can you be my boyfriend?" "I like you a lot." "Can we go out?" Stop it. My answer is the same.. no. Just no. If they can't handle 'No' then why did they ask me out? I'm not interested. No. That's my answer if you fucken ask me. Eren's POV Mr. Solid No? Rumors are spreading around the school like wild fire. Who is this Mr. Solid No? I don't know but I wanna know. Girls are crying every day.. it's only first Semester.. **** Levi wasn't popular when he first started high school. He was a nerd who loved to read and get straight A's but all that changed when girls fell for him. Eren was the one Levi wanted. Deep inside Eren was confused by it all but Levi hoped, he will get his life back if he was with Eren but the problem is, he can't.