Cover not made by me. All credit goes to http://kaleidanscope.tumblr.com/ Co-written with: insertyoutuberquotehere Summary: Dan moved up to Manchester after his already successful parents got a promotion and moved to be closer to work. Dan is lonely seeing as his parents are always too busy for him. Since birth, he’s had a life plan that he is to follow exactly, though he wants to create his own future. He meets a really quiet kid, Phil, who never talks to anyone and is known as “Freaky Phil” by everyone in school. Dan decides to give the boy a chance, though Phil isn’t exactly the easiest person to talk to… Warnings: anxiety, mute, first-time (awkward) smut (later on and only once), mention of suicide of minor character (no actual suicide), and bullying. Let me know if I missed any!

"hey i'm phil and whoever didn't show up, is a dick," ; copyright © 2016

here is the beautiful sequel to Killer! :D if you haven't read Killer yet, I would suggest reading it first but I guess you don't have to if you don't want to ^.^ ((warnings of definite pheels, abuse, guns, weapons, a funny Asian dude, rape, and phan fluff)) Dan and Phil have been through so much in the course of a year. They're a happy couple and are intended to get married in a month. Neither could be happier. Dan comes home from work one day though.. and what he finds isn't pretty. yes yes there IS going to be some kickthestickz, just not in the first couple chapters ^.^ ILY YOU ALL <3

HI!!!! so if you happen to read this, it means you're amazing (; so I don't think there's any trigger warning except for action, guns, weapons, and language, plus some eventual sex (if I don't be a pussy and put it off :p) ~~ Phil loves his best friend more than anything. Not only as a friend, but he has a lot of feelings for Dan. Dan has a girlfriend though, sadly, a girl he fell in love with and wants to live with forever. She starts to act strangely though, as they both come to find you can't judge a book by its cover ~~ if you at least try to read this, I declare you sexy :)

Phan and doctor who crossover

Phil is an orphan, bullied, and living alone with no friends in a home. He does his best not to let that fact that no one seems to care about him get to him, but it's getting harder. Then a nice couple start to take interest in him, and it turns out they have a son his age, Daniel, but the love they begin to share isn't of a brotherly nature...

Dank memes and sexual themes

Dan knows his friendship with Phil is far from normal, but he can't bring himself to care. Maybe Phil cares, though.

In which Dan's an arsonist and Louise thinks he needs more friends.

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4