This is a book... a Dan Xreader fic... that is it.

Please don't judge me cause im a german boy and my Englisch isnt that good but i hope you like my First Septiplier Fanfiction :3

This is a compilation of Marco Bodt jokes. R.I.P. Marco! i might get some of these from the Internet, so the credit goes to the owners of those jokes. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ATTACK ON TITAN.

Lots of swearing, so read at your own risk. Majority of these comebacks are pretty rude, but are not meant to offend anyone, so don't read this book if you don't like that. This is just for jokes. And pls don't leave any rude comments, they will just be deleted.

"New Kik Message!" Amazingphil: hello human bean Danisnotonfire: go away I suck at summaries but give this story a try {other celebrities mentioned} ****TRIGGER WARNING****

Markiplier and Jacksepticeye are so totally in love, so why not write a book of one-shots about them? ~~~ This work is completely fictitious, though some chapters may be loosely based on some sort of real event. (coauthor: @author144) [credit to cartoonjunkie for the beautiful fanart used in the cover]

everything you need to know about d-hizzle and p-lizzle highest rank: #1 in random cover by: @pornhubjoseph

Completed - When a girl that owns a bakery runs into Dan and Phil she soon finds out that they both are getting real close with her... Who will she choose? How will the other react? What other twists will there be along the journey? Slowly being edited.