So I'm bored. And I felt like writing this. I SUCK AT THESE DESCRIPTIONS I'M SORRYYYY Also, this is kinda just about my life. Feel free to ask any questions.

What I think should happen after season one.

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

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this was written in like 2016-2017 so ignore the outdated references 😟😟 Collection of lgbtq+ tumblr posts

Sequel to "LGBTQ+ Tumblr Textposts." (Note: I do not own any of these posts, credit to their original owner)

Chosen when a child, Lady Joselyn is trained to be a ruthless killer. She is destined to be the English king's assassin and protector. Only he and the guild master are supposed to know. It's a life and death secret that must be kept. For an assassin survival is precarious. Life is something you simply cannot take for granted because the next day is never granted. Despite her privileged upbringing, Joselyn quickly learned how to survive on her own and to never trust a soul while following the Guild without question. Upon her return to England, a murderous plot against King Cassiush is discovered. Joselyn is shocked when she finds out who the fiend is. She's even more shocked when the King proposes marriage, a lot. An assassin has never married her king before. The last one who fell in love had her tongue ripped out and was burned alive. Letting her emotions cloud her judgment, Joselynfalls for Cassius and agrees to the marriage, jeopardizing not only his life but her own. Disobeying the Guild means death. Now she must figure out how to keep them both alive and not piles of smoldering ash.

Sally Jackson is the mother of the most powerful demigod in history, Percy Jackson, and one night stand of Poseidon. Read the first part to understand more!

Ah....another year at Hero High. The birds are chirping, everyone is happy to be here..... Pft. Please. Not so-welcome newcomers New classes New students And new crushes..... This is a whole new year for the students, and for some it may be their last.........