"Why the fuck don't you hate me?" "I don't know, I can't help but love you." Brendon Urie: wealthy owner of two large mansions, the talk of the city, the man who throws parties larger than any other in the state, dark, up to no good, messes with women, and overly proper. He made his fortune from lineage alone. Rarely does he come out of his home, and rarely is he one to be generous without benefit to his reputation. His eyes have a glint of mischief. You, however, are a girl he knows everything about; the only foreign thing to him would be the strange heart mark on your shoulder. When your father gets a job as his butler and Mr. Urie is "generous" enough to let you live in the same home as him, how will you deal with an enticing man who you know nothing about but knows everything about you? And why do you seem to always come crawling back to him? WARNING: a few sensitive subjects and vulgar language, but I didn't want to mark it as mature because it shouldn't get too extreme. If it does I will be sure to mark it mature as soon as possible. UPDATES EVERY WEEKEND Cover made by me. From the author of Fuck is a Bad Word! However, this story is very, very different. . . Due to the story line, Sarah Urie is not in this book. However, I have nothing against her or her marriage to Brendon :)

•DISCONTINUED• He was a strange boy. I knew him in school, yet I could never find a way to talk to him. One day when his best friend was sick he sat down next to me at lunch. It wasn't much, just an exchange of hello's. Then, after that, I didn't see him anymore. And that time turned into weeks. Into years. I graduated to become a detective, him distant in memory. Yet a recent report had been made and I was sent to investigate. Little did I know what I had in store. WARNING: Gruesome & extreme violence is a major factor in this story. Harsh wording may also be used throughout this book

(Y/N) is new to South Park. During her first day, a certain goth had caught the girl's attention. Will (Y/N) change Michael's opinion about love or would Michael end up breaking her heart?

i hope you enjoy this book

It's the classic fairy tale- with a triangular twist! Y/N is a beautiful but obnoxious girl in a fairy-tale kingdom. When she is forced to live in the Fearamid with the most annoying triangle of all time, she learns that true love can blossom in the unlikeliest of places, whether you like it or not! (Cover once again courtesy of my wonderful friend @Sakurano_Toon )