17 year old Melina Garcia is nothing but trouble. And trouble is all that seems to follow her. When enrolled into a new school, she seems to develop a nemesis; her music theory professor, Mr Armstrong. But what happens when their constant nagging and pointless arguments turns into something much bigger? Guess you'll have to read to find out.

In which a 42 year old Billie Joe Armstrong becomes obsessed with a broken, 17 year old girl. **DADDY SMUT**DRUG USE**INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE**

{COMPLETED + UPDATED} - Part 2 ~ 'He's a family man', published! Billie Joe Armstrong: Lead Singer of Green Day. You're a major fan and has listened to every song Green Day ever made and owned every album. At a concert he invites you on stage but who would've thought that Billie Joe would have fallen for you? Who would've known Billie wanted one person ... You!? One out of a million girls in the crowd?

"But I can't, Billie. You don't understand." "I know more than you think I do, but if you aren't ready to believe that, that's okay." What happens when Cara, a girl with a troubled past, and Billie Joe, who just got out of a relationship, meet? Will it be a happy ever after or will Cara's past get in the way of things? DISCLAIMER: lots of cursing, sexual jokes, drug usage, Tré's sass, Mike's killer bass, and Billie Joe's "y'know"