No amount of divination could have foreseen the events that would occur the night Harry accidentally walked in on a secret meeting between members of a secret society. Read as Harry discovers new parts of himself and decides that life is just too damn short not to have fun. All the while, an unseen darkness is on the horizon, bringing with it a maelstrom of chaos and ghosts of the past. There will be tears, there will be laughter, but most of all; there will be weed.

If you think babysitting or working in McDonalds are annoying jobs, try pretending to be someone’s sister. Fifteen year old Emerson isn’t faking to be just anyone’s sister. The pressure is higher, since Emerson is pretending the sister of her crush Ashton, who she often fantasizes about having something more with. She agrees, in hope of spending more time with Ashton, but when Ryan enters her life, a spark has ignited between the two of them. So now Emerson is in what so many people hate, an epic love triangle. Add in an abusive father, a bipolar best friend, and a creepy stalker, you’ve got her life down to a tee. Will she survive as his “sister”, or will everything come crashing down? Emerson has taken on the challenge, and will try to balance it all. One sarcastic comment at a time.